So it turns out WordPress has a feature that allows you to see what search engine terms people use to find your blog. I have discovered that someone, somehow, found my blog by typing in the phrase, “fuck everything and become a pirate.” I have just one thing to say to this person.
I love you.
Please come back. And bring friends. I’ll bring rum.
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September 4, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Thanks! Now the pressure is on…
September 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Some of my most popular are “slutty lipstick” “Peggy Bundy wet soaking” and “Chinese symbol for bitch” so I was starting to feel like cheap porn. I had about enough the other day with “Beaver nation cheerleader picture” until I figured out they were looking for football.
September 4, 2011 at 12:39 pm
I am soooo there!
September 4, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Yaaarrgggh! Piratery all the way.
Avast ye’ salty scurvy ridden seadogs! Play me a dirge or it’ll be to the locker with ya!
September 4, 2011 at 1:05 pm
It’s like you’re trying to communicate with me somehow…
September 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Some of the search engine terms where people find my blog are …. interesting. Spiderman porn is probably the best.
September 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm
No effing way? That’s craziness! I’m speechless,seriously. I’ll give it 6 months b4 seeing what if anything mine turns up with.
September 4, 2011 at 1:50 pm
that’s probably the best search ever. i’m totally jealous. especially since most people find my blog by googling “Omarosa”.
September 4, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Haha, that’s such a random way to find your blog. Still, it’s pretty awesome!
September 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Ahaha that’s funny
I love it, I want this person to be my friend too ahah, I have seen the paper back of your book to, amazing! Everyone should read it, trust me 
September 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm
We recently had one that read: if i was in charge, i’d try making people live a lot longer, like ole methuselah
Had me laughing for days.
September 4, 2011 at 3:14 pm
I’m impressed that someone knows who Methuselah was.
September 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm
someone found me today with “vagina torture” … that’s big time, right there.
September 4, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Hmm…makes me wonder what you’re writing over at your blog there, sister. (I’m all over it, by the way).
September 5, 2011 at 2:29 pm
I happily landed here via whatimeant2say. Love it!
My top search term is, “does Kate Middelton shave her armpis?”
September 5, 2011 at 10:05 am
armpits, not armpis.
September 5, 2011 at 10:06 am
Aw man…now I HAVE to know!
September 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Not gonna lie, someone got to my film blog with the search phrase “liam nesson’s cock” Not sure what the hell to think on that
September 5, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Yeah, I’m at a loss for a moment in time when I heard that Liam Neeson made a film with full frontal nudity. Jim Nabors on the other hand…
And…now I have to screw with your blog.
September 6, 2011 at 4:00 am
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I absolutely just blogged about how people find me. It’s more than ridiculous to know all the ways people search and click on your blog.
September 23, 2011 at 10:50 am
Someone found my blog with “Quantified Self Penis”.
February 24, 2012 at 7:53 am