Shit My Kid Does – Volume Three
VP: (Can’t speak because she’s laughing too hard).
VP: (she shushes the giggling going on in the background) “Yes, hello Ms. Ellis?”
ME: “Oh God this can’t be good.”
VP: “Mr. D was speaking to Junior in the hall when the new female student teacher walked by and said hello to Junior. Mr. D was surprised that Junior had already met her, since she’s only been at our school for a short while. When Mr. D. asked Junior how he knew her, (VP loses it for a moment before she composes herself and says), Junior raised his hands in the air as if under arrest and said, ‘DUDE! I SWEAR SHE SAID SHE WAS EIGHTEEN!'”
ME: Since none of this is new to me I ask, “Uh…what is it you’d like me to do?”
VP: “Nothing. He’s just funny. Someday we’ll say we knew him when.”