READ SECRET SPaM PART – ONE
READ SECRET SPaM PART – TWO
This entry was posted on January 2, 2012 by H.E. ELLIS. It was filed under Holiday Interviews, Humor, SPaM and was tagged with Entertainment, Funny, holiday, Humor, life, love, porn, Sex, spam, thoughts, writing.
Santas got issues!
January 2, 2012 at 6:18 am
Nothing a day at the beach wouldn’t fix. I think El Guapo needs to take him out surfing.
January 2, 2012 at 8:03 am
…or take him out and feed him to the sharks…either one…
January 2, 2012 at 10:48 am
Well, yeah. There’s always that.
January 2, 2012 at 10:50 am
Nicely done :D
January 2, 2012 at 8:13 am
Thanks! I had some help. ;)
You gotta give the big man some credit, after all he is running the #1 company in the world. All that pressure–of course he’s going to be a dick. Make no mistake I’m not defending him just because he sent me a copy of the naughty list. With pictures.
Ok yes I am.
January 2, 2012 at 8:27 am
January 2, 2012 at 11:09 am
I would have pegged Santa as a pot smoker. Think about it – he eats a lot, he laughs a lot, he goes inside shopping centers and allows thousands of children to sit on his lap and whine about what they want… There’s no other explanation.
January 2, 2012 at 10:02 am
Wow…and his reindeer can FLY!!!! Makes total sense, man….
Dave’s not here.
January 2, 2012 at 10:06 am
This answers so many questions I’ve had for years!
January 2, 2012 at 10:11 am
It does, doesn’t it?
Thank god that menace is locked away up north for another year. thank you for revealing the true Terror Behind the Toys to us, H.E.
And now you’ve got a lifetime membership on the naughty list, so santa will be supplying coal for you for many winters to come. Cleverly played, young lady.
That’s right. It gets mighty cold up here in New Hampster.
January 2, 2012 at 10:52 am
That’s why you need the fireman pole.
January 2, 2012 at 1:11 pm
I’m a fireman, just sayin.
January 2, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Yes. Yes you are.
January 2, 2012 at 1:42 pm
So much for Jolly Old St. Nick.
January 2, 2012 at 2:10 pm
You’d think the eggnog would help.
January 2, 2012 at 3:50 pm
I’d think just the constant, relentless diet of hot cocoa and cookies would be enough to make a person crazy. “Twinkie Defense” would have nothing on Santa.
January 2, 2012 at 2:11 pm
And the Christmas carols. Don’t forget the Christmas Carols.
January 2, 2012 at 3:51 pm
ROTFL @ the dB maintenance!!
January 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Santa’s a pissa too.
January 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm
When I was in high school I wrote a much acclaimed short story in which Santa got annihilated by an errant nuclear missile. It appears that I might have been doing the world a favor.
January 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Ooohhh…you’ll have to post that next year!
January 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Awesome! Thanks for the fun. :)
January 3, 2012 at 2:55 am
Anytime! And by that I mean February 14th.
January 3, 2012 at 5:02 am
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