Secret SPaM – Update
WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG POST TO BRING YOU SOME LATE BREAKING NEWS:
Nicholas Klaus, better known to the public as “Santa Claus” was arrested this evening at an undisclosed brothel on charges of solicitation and drug possession. Surveillance cameras caught Klaus allegedly purchasing narcotics from a prostitute during a sting operation conducted by the North Pole Police Force. The incident, now widely broadcast on television, shows an enraged Klaus resisting arrest and shouting, “Bitch set me up!”
More news to follow as it becomes available.