Love Letters Gone Wrong – Nine
It’s time time for another round of LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG! Every Friday I feature a LOVE LETTER GONE WRONG written and submitted by an anonymous blogger. Sunday morning I reveal the secret admirer’s identity with a link to the blogger’s home page. If you’d like to submit some truly heinous love letters please send them to firstname.lastname@example.org.
This week’s love letter was written by a blogger who “Liked” my SAY IT AIN’T SO post. Check out this post and then return to the comments here to guess who the secret admirer is. The first correct guess wins a free copy of my ebook.
A Love letter of sorts
Here, a thought, an idea of mine,
considered by many as old as time:
love to be put down in rhyme.
While a little more than half your age
and admittedly a lot less profane,
my love for you extends over all hills
and most definitely includes thy mad writing skills.
To go on professing love for you Ellis,
one would have to make rhymes with likes of nellis,
for although not in the forces,
love would be cause to acknowledge, thy ability to break noses.
And last but not least, a love most pure,
is nothing without some sort of physical allure.
And on that note I wonder, ‘bout depths of my wrong,
should I have not remembered thou to be less than 5 feet long.