What’s Your Blues Name?
This is odd and random but I couldn’t help myself. I’ve been laughing at this stupid thing longer than I’d like to admit.
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Fat Washington XD. I love these name things!
January 31, 2012 at 1:37 am
That’s awesome.
January 31, 2012 at 4:50 am
It know all….
January 31, 2012 at 5:40 am
Haha before this list I always liked the name Blind Willy Neckbone, but according to this chart my Blues name is Skinny Finger’s Green
January 31, 2012 at 1:44 am
We’re related! Mine is Brown Eyes Green!
January 31, 2012 at 4:51 am
Jailhouse Legs Davis … Really?
January 31, 2012 at 2:09 am
Yeah, I’m not exactly sure what “Jailhouse Legs” are.
January 31, 2012 at 4:52 am
I’m sure it is not a good thing
January 31, 2012 at 10:37 pm
I found a whats your Animal name one and mine was ‘Flopsy the stubborn Rhino’ now that is funny.
February 1, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Oh man, I’ve got to go find that!
February 1, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Just like to point out you used the middle name I assinged you
since you didn’t have one
glad to see it set in
January 31, 2012 at 4:58 am
And mines Buddy Bones Washington
sounds cool
January 31, 2012 at 5:00 am
That IS cool!
January 31, 2012 at 5:16 am
Brown Eyes Thompkins over here. What?
January 31, 2012 at 5:04 am
Huh?
January 31, 2012 at 5:11 am
Brown Dog Thompkins.
Wow I messed that up. Again I’m not that good at following directions.
January 31, 2012 at 5:31 am
Really? To me you seem more like a Sticky Gumbo-Eyes Jenkins.
Best. Name. Ever.
January 31, 2012 at 5:33 am
You’re an ass.
January 31, 2012 at 5:42 am
I trained at the feet of the master.
January 31, 2012 at 5:48 am
If I wasn’t such a gentleman I would have something to say to that.
January 31, 2012 at 6:06 am
I don’t have a middle name, I feel short changed
January 31, 2012 at 5:21 am
Don’t feel bad. What’s great about this list is that you can choose one for yourself! If I were you I’d pick Melvin or Yancy.
January 31, 2012 at 5:23 am
I think I’ve been accused of being a yancy before
January 31, 2012 at 12:06 pm
I would like to be Bald Liver Bradley. Can you arrange that for me?
January 31, 2012 at 6:49 am
Consider it done.
January 31, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Hmmm…Curly Fingers Malone. I’m a gangsta!!!
January 31, 2012 at 6:53 am
That’s just creepy.
January 31, 2012 at 7:28 pm
My WordPress persona is ‘Ugly Davis’- great for my self esteem, and my real life persona is ‘Jailhouse McGee’. How’d they KNOW about my previous Jailhouse experience??
January 31, 2012 at 7:49 am
That name sounds like it should come with a harmonica.
January 31, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Sleepy Bones Parker! That’s somewhat accurate for how I feel today!
January 31, 2012 at 7:58 am
For mine to be accurate it would have to be Raging PMS Female.
January 31, 2012 at 7:29 pm
I’m Blind Fingers Brown, but if my fingers are blind that means I’ll have to play my piano by ear.
January 31, 2012 at 8:06 am
Very clever.
January 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Old Money McGee.
Sounds like a fat southern politician…
I think I’ll stick with Honey Feet O’Gerkin.
January 31, 2012 at 8:24 am
That name sounds like bad buffet food.
January 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Boney Pickles McGee at your service. No wonder I have the blues.
January 31, 2012 at 9:25 am
Do you crunch when someone bites you?
January 31, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Just call Sticky Bailey if you wants some blues played
January 31, 2012 at 9:56 am
Consider yourself booked for New Years Eve.
January 31, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Skinny Money Rivers?
It’s true. Around here the rivers of money are very damn skinny. Mighty shallow too.
January 31, 2012 at 10:10 am
So you live in New Hampshire too, huh?
January 31, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Ugly Sugar Jones. Truer name calling has never been.
I have a really ugly sugar jones. The sweet tooth of death.
January 31, 2012 at 11:13 am
I stand corrected. THIS is the best name ever!
January 31, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Curly Eyes Jackson…. I wonder if I’m related to Michael.
January 31, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Maybe. But I think he’s “Girly” Eyes.
January 31, 2012 at 7:33 pm
I’ve decided I like Old Fingers Bailey as opposed to using my real initials.
January 31, 2012 at 12:56 pm
I’ve decided I’m changing my real name just so I can be called Washboard Willy Jenkins.
January 31, 2012 at 7:34 pm
Pretty Dog Magee. That is totally accurate. Thanks!
January 31, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Glad I could help!
January 31, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Awesome! Mine is JailHouse Green.
BTW- GingerSnaap sent me & she is ‘JailHouse’ too- can you tell we are friends in real life? ;o)
January 31, 2012 at 3:57 pm
The more Jailhouses the merrier!
January 31, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Sleepy Bones Parker. Dang that does have a ring to it.
Peace
&
Wonders who has a harmonica spare. …
January 31, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Why Jailhouse does, naturally.
January 31, 2012 at 9:44 pm
* Has spied another Sleepy Bones Parker. *
Nah, that is far to much of a coincidence. … ( Do Mulder and Scully still have an office number?)
January 31, 2012 at 9:07 pm
They do, but it’s in the phone book under Hollerin’ Lee & Legs Davis now.
January 31, 2012 at 9:45 pm
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!
Pretty Lemon liver .. in honour of my gin drinking maybe?
(Doubt it’d be pretty lol)
February 1, 2012 at 12:03 am
Maybe lemon refers to the color….
February 1, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Skinny Eyes Parker… I’m picturing a guy with a hat who smokes and squints at people.
February 1, 2012 at 10:57 am
Yes, very calculating….like the moment your back is turned he’ll knock you down and steal your guitar.
February 1, 2012 at 12:40 pm
STICKY FINGERS? I love that place and the wings for football games. “Fat Sugar Lee”
February 1, 2012 at 9:17 pm
FAT SUGAR LEE? You need to be the new Hostess Bakery!
February 2, 2012 at 10:55 am
Reblogged this on OUR LIFE IN 3D and commented:
What’s Your Blues Name?
This is a table tent at a favorite local restaurant. We would sit and have fun with it while we waited for lunch. Then see how long the names stuck into the night. So what’s your blues name? Thanks H.E. Ellis!
February 1, 2012 at 9:20 pm
You’re welcome!
February 2, 2012 at 10:56 am
Mine is Big Boy Hopkins…. I guess it could be ironic, right?
February 2, 2012 at 1:24 am
You sound like a Gangster!
February 2, 2012 at 10:56 am
Texas Back Lee haha!
February 2, 2012 at 2:09 am
What a great name for a roadside rib joint!
February 2, 2012 at 10:56 am