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Things You Can’t Unsee – Five

My kids have been kind enough to give me the stomach bug that’s been circulating around the house, so I haven’t been awake long enough to write anything of consequence. Until I’m well, please enjoy….CARL?????

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20 responses

  1. I was able to unsee this.

    You know what you can’t unsee? Tubgirl.ca, Goatse, Themacuser, http://www.lemonparty.org, What What (In The Butt) by Samwell, Clowny Clown Clown by Crispin Glover, Trololololololooo by whoever, http://www.chodecircus.com/, I have a horse, Obscure by Dir En Grey, and anything by Nickleback.

    Ever.

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    February 11, 2012 at 9:58 am

  2. Hot Carl?

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    February 11, 2012 at 9:59 am

    • Si, Carlos Caliente.

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      February 11, 2012 at 11:27 pm

      • It keeps you up at night, doesn’t it.

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        February 11, 2012 at 11:28 pm

        • Yes, like now; because I’ve been sleeping all day and now am up staring like a zombie at the computer screen; laughing my ass off at a psychotic llama.

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          February 11, 2012 at 11:31 pm

          • That sounds lovely.

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            February 11, 2012 at 11:33 pm

            • Oh yeah. It’s swell. :)

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              February 11, 2012 at 11:50 pm

              • Am I spamming you?

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                February 11, 2012 at 11:54 pm

                • I don’t think so. I think in order to be spammed, broken English needs to be involved.

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                  February 11, 2012 at 11:57 pm

                  • Broken English? How cans one break a language? I brokes the Deutsch, so you can’t speak it anymore? This is not logic.

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                    February 12, 2012 at 8:45 am

  3. Unsee? Hell no!
    This is my new quote-book!

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    February 11, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    • “That’s what friendship is, two pals munching on faces together.”

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      February 11, 2012 at 11:27 pm

  4. I am speechless. Fortunately, Carl has given me plenty to say uh, sometimes.

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    February 11, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    • I walk around listening intently to conversations for the moment when I may insert the phrase, “Boat nectar.”

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      February 11, 2012 at 11:28 pm

  5. “the tummy rumble that only hands can satisfy!?!”

    lmao!

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    February 12, 2012 at 1:48 am

  6. “You have hurt my feeling, now we’re both in the wrong,” ahahaa.

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    February 12, 2012 at 12:10 pm

  7. Anonymous

    Great.. Now I have to go pour bleach in my eyes.. Caaarrrlll..

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    February 13, 2012 at 12:31 am

  8. Hope you feel better. This is great,..and I thought I was wasting my time with useless creativity.
    I will immediately forward this to my kids (both named Carl by the way).

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    February 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

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