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Love Letters Gone Wrong – Sixteen

It’s time time for another round of LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG! Every Friday I feature a LOVE LETTER GONE WRONG submitted by an anonymous blogger. Sunday morning I reveal the secret admirer’s identity with a link to the blogger’s home page. If you’d like to submit some truly heinous love letters please send them to heellisgoa@gmail.com.

This week’s love letter was written by a blogger who clicked “Liked” on the GO HERE NOW post. Check out this post and then return to the comments here to guess who the secret admirer is. The first correct guess wins a free copy of my ebook.

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Dear Gombe:

I can’t believe we’re finally going to be together! I’m so glad I could help you out for just a few dollars. It’s amazing how much war and strife there is, and how much money is just sitting there in bank accounts! But it’s not about the money, it’s about love. And I think we have it. I want to get to know you better, of course, but I think we could spend the rest of our lives together!

Let me know when you’re coming out, or if anything goes wrong and you need some more money.

Peace and Smiles,

Chad

15 responses

  1. I go with Brain Rants.

    April 13, 2012 at 3:43 am

    • Hamza votes BrainRants!

      April 13, 2012 at 6:50 pm

  2. Megan Stephenson

    So remind me again … when are you out? ;)

    April 13, 2012 at 5:41 am

    • When Chad sends me my money. ;)

      April 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm

  3. I find myself at a cross road now. My pissa personality wants to say Chad,
    But my sane self want to say Ginger. Luckily there was a shiny road sign so I forgot what I was doing all together. I’m just going to go have a picnic.

    April 13, 2012 at 6:18 am

    • *squirrel!*

      April 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm

      • shiny squirrli he went that way and stole my meds.

        April 13, 2012 at 7:07 pm

  4. Ummm…what Megan said….

    April 13, 2012 at 7:27 am

    • Sigh…another Chad fan.

      April 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

  5. Sounds a bit like Mr. Rants.

    April 13, 2012 at 7:46 am

    • That’s two for BrainRants.

      April 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

  6. I have no idea, couldn’t even guess. I will randomly pick someone off the blogroll The Daily Woman

    April 13, 2012 at 8:52 am

    • Our first for the Daily Woman!

      April 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

  7. sandylikeabeach.
    Gotta be – that lilt in the second sentence is a giveaway!

    April 13, 2012 at 10:47 pm

    • The handsome El Guapo votes the adorable Sandylikeabeach!

      April 14, 2012 at 11:10 am

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