Happy Birthday Megan!
Tomorrow is a no ordinary day; it’s a Verynormal day for our birthday girl, Megan! I really wanted to make your birthday special for you Megan, so I decided to throw you a party that was entirely British themed. First, I thought to send an invitation to Harry Potter.
But I changed my mind when I heard that Snape and Voldemort had plans to crash it.
Next I thought I’d invite Chris Martin and have him write you a birthday song.
But since he’s both a tool and a douchebag I decided to go sporty instead and invited…
Sadly, Gingersnaap wouldn’t let him out of her basement. Thinking I’d go younger, I invited…
Unfortunately, Simon Pegg mistook him for a zombie and shot him.
After doing nothing right, I decided to make myself happy by going to Scotland for..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!!!!!