Happy Birthday Megan!
Tomorrow is a no ordinary day; it’s a Verynormal day for our birthday girl, Megan! I really wanted to make your birthday special for you Megan, so I decided to throw you a party that was entirely British themed. First, I thought to send an invitation to Harry Potter.
But I changed my mind when I heard that Snape and Voldemort had plans to crash it.
Next I thought I’d invite Chris Martin and have him write you a birthday song.
But since he’s both a tool and a douchebag I decided to go sporty instead and invited…
David Beckham.
Sadly, Gingersnaap wouldn’t let him out of her basement. Thinking I’d go younger, I invited…
Robert Pattinson.
Unfortunately, Simon Pegg mistook him for a zombie and shot him.
After doing nothing right, I decided to make myself happy by going to Scotland for..
GERARD BUTLER
GUH…..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!!!!!
Ohh you have so made me want to watch 300, nom nom nom. 4 hours baby, and I will be ermmm… That age
April 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm
I love me some King Leonidas, alright. Happy Birthday Megan!
April 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm
20 ? :O It’s a depressing age to be…… not legally allowed to drink yet drunk….. Much like I’m sure H is now seeing as she brought up the pale sparkly bastard.
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…. Luckily so am I atm :O.
Happy Birthday Megan!
April 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Ahaha Cheeky, I am 19 tomorrow and I am English so I can drink away
April 14, 2012 at 3:44 pm
really, I was just kidding about the age issue….. Everyone’s perpetually drunk anyways :-/ .
….. Could’ve sowrn you were already 19 (0.o)
Have funnn!
April 15, 2012 at 7:24 am
Aw yes Ms. Megan, how quickly you have grown. Seems like just 3 months and 2 weeks ago you began your pissa training and look at you now. A full fledged Pissa master.
they grow up so fast (tears beginning to form< wait nevermind i got dirt in my eye)
April 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Aww…so sentimental.
April 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Happy Birthday Megan!!
I suppose I can let David out for a few hours, in honor of your special day. Just let me find his shock collar and leash and we will be right over!
And H.E.? Me gusta Senor Butler- he is very yuuummmmmyyyyyyy.
April 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Si, Senor Butler es muy caliente.
April 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Happy Birthday Megan!
I’ll throw in some oil for Gerards loincloth.
Have a great day and year to follow!
April 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm
You’re killing me, El Guapo.
April 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Happy Birthday, Megan!
April 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Happy Burps Meg! Do whatever they do over there!
April 17, 2012 at 12:16 am
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