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Happy Birthday Megan!

Tomorrow is a no ordinary day; it’s a Verynormal day for our birthday girl, Megan! I really wanted to make your birthday special for you Megan, so I decided to throw you a party that was entirely British themed. First, I thought to send an invitation to Harry Potter.

But I changed my mind when I heard that Snape and Voldemort had plans to crash it.

Next I thought I’d invite Chris Martin and have him write you a birthday song.

But since he’s both a tool and a douchebag I decided to go sporty instead and invited…

David Beckham.

Sadly, Gingersnaap wouldn’t let him out of her basement. Thinking I’d go younger, I invited…

Robert Pattinson.

Unfortunately, Simon Pegg mistook him for a zombie and shot him.

After doing nothing right, I decided to make myself happy by going to Scotland for..

GERARD BUTLER

GUH…..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!!!!!

14 responses

  1. Megan Stephenson

    Ohh you have so made me want to watch 300, nom nom nom. 4 hours baby, and I will be ermmm… That age ;)

    April 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    • I love me some King Leonidas, alright. Happy Birthday Megan!

      April 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    • 20 ? :O It’s a depressing age to be…… not legally allowed to drink yet drunk….. Much like I’m sure H is now seeing as she brought up the pale sparkly bastard.
      …. Luckily so am I atm :O.
      Happy Birthday Megan! :) .

      April 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm

      • Megan Stephenson

        Ahaha Cheeky, I am 19 tomorrow and I am English so I can drink away ;)

        April 14, 2012 at 3:44 pm

        • really, I was just kidding about the age issue….. Everyone’s perpetually drunk anyways :-/ .
          Have funnn! :D….. Could’ve sowrn you were already 19 (0.o)

          April 15, 2012 at 7:24 am

  2. Aw yes Ms. Megan, how quickly you have grown. Seems like just 3 months and 2 weeks ago you began your pissa training and look at you now. A full fledged Pissa master.
    they grow up so fast (tears beginning to form< wait nevermind i got dirt in my eye)

    April 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    • Aww…so sentimental.

      April 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

  3. Happy Birthday Megan!!

    I suppose I can let David out for a few hours, in honor of your special day. Just let me find his shock collar and leash and we will be right over!

    And H.E.? Me gusta Senor Butler- he is very yuuummmmmyyyyyyy.

    April 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    • Si, Senor Butler es muy caliente.

      April 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

  4. Happy Birthday Megan!
    I’ll throw in some oil for Gerards loincloth.

    Have a great day and year to follow!

    April 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    • You’re killing me, El Guapo.

      April 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

  5. Happy Birthday, Megan!

    April 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm

  6. Happy Burps Meg! Do whatever they do over there!

    April 17, 2012 at 12:16 am

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