A quasi writer avoiding life through Zen meditation and grain alcohol

14 Days And Counting….

How I’ve spent nearly everyday for the past week. Picture me the guy in the middle…

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16 responses

  1. Hahahaha…oh,uh…sorry. Sorry about that…ONLY 14 MORE DAYS, THOUGH!! Happy, happy? ok. I’ll stop now.

    May 31, 2012 at 9:36 am

    • No, no, please laugh at my expense. It puts it all into perspective.

      May 31, 2012 at 5:56 pm

  2. Ha – I KNEW you were a guy!

    May 31, 2012 at 9:51 am

  3. So you’ve spent a week sandwiched between two idiots while on a road trip in a vehicle that is covered in what appears to be shag-like carpeting? This may be what my mother was warning me about way back when she warned me not to get in strange cars. Or maybe it was cars with strangers. At least you made a couple of friends, though friends may be overstating your new pals. Party on, H.E.

    May 31, 2012 at 10:08 am

    • There aren’t enough drugs in the world to make those two tolerable.

      May 31, 2012 at 5:58 pm

  4. Watch out for hot peppers.

    May 31, 2012 at 10:19 am

    • And laxatives.

      May 31, 2012 at 5:58 pm

  5. That, my dear friend, is what everyday looks like for me when I am in the car with my children. Minus the gun and RX bottle of good pills. Do you have a gun and some good pills?

    You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!

    May 31, 2012 at 10:38 am

    • What’s fun is when they get to be teenagers and you do this to them in front of their friends!

      May 31, 2012 at 6:00 pm

  6. ROAD TRIP!!

    May 31, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    • Uh…I think there might be a pond between us….

      May 31, 2012 at 6:00 pm

  7. I thought the most annoying sound in the world was my blog read outloud.

    May 31, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    • Oh I don’t know about that. I seem to remember reading lots and lots about Penises. Or is it Peni?

      May 31, 2012 at 6:01 pm

  8. I went on many, many road trips with my parents. Never did it with my own kids over the age of 2.

    June 4, 2012 at 12:41 am

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