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Have you ever sat down to your keyboard, stared at your blog and had nothing come to mind? I’ll let you in on an embarrassing secret...so have I. If like me, this has happened to you, then you may suffer from a condition endured by many around WordPress; a condition known as “Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome.”
Little is known of what causes Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome, an affliction that affects as many as 1 in 3 bloggers world wide.
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I could use some type of drug today.
June 2, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Me too. Only mine looks remarkably like a bullet.
June 2, 2012 at 7:09 pm
You know what looks remarkably like a bullet? heh heh… That’s right. Lipstick. Not what you were thinking, because a bullet is way too small to look remarkably like that.
June 2, 2012 at 7:19 pm
You know what else looks remarkably like a bullet? An even BIGGER bullet. That’s right, baby. I went there.
June 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Also, a carrot.
June 2, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Sometimes a banana’s just a banana, Anna.
June 2, 2012 at 8:04 pm
And sometimes a banana is a thrusting pulsating stick of meaty juicy destruction. You know, a Slim Jim.
June 2, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Great. Now I’m hungry.
June 2, 2012 at 8:35 pm
Me too.
June 2, 2012 at 9:09 pm