Shit My Kid Does – Five
SCENE:
A Chinese Restaurant where a mother and her son, Junior, are enjoying dinner.
ENTER SCENE:
A waiter delivering food.
WAITER: “Thank you very much. Enjoy your meal.”
The Mother returns the thank you as Junior eyes the waiter suspiciously.
Exit the waiter.
Junior’s unbroken gaze follows the waiter the length of the return walk to the kitchen.
The Mother, confused, asks Junior what he’s thinking.
A look of contempt crosses Junior’s face as he leans across the table and whispers:
“Worst. Ninja. EVER.”
