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Super Secret Clue Round-up

Here’s a rundown of the clues as I’ve listed them so far:

  1. DON’T FEAR THE REAPER
  2. CREEPING DEATH
  3. WAR PIGS
  4. HUNGRY
  5. DEVIL’S SWING
  6. JESUS IS JUST ALRIGHT
  7. FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
  8. SWEET LEAF
  9. GENGHIS KHAN

Anyone who wants to take a shot at what this book is about can leave their guess in the comments. The blogger who guesses closest wins a free ebook copy, whether they want it or not. The book will be unveiled in a blog post on August 25th, and released September 1st.

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17 responses

  1. Oh oh oooo,mmmmm Can I guess I think I know pleeaaase please
    Can I guess????

    It’s a life story of a young man dealing with his anal seepage issues. He prays to baby Jesus, to make it stop but passed on due to dehydration .

    Am I right, yeah I’m right.. Give me my book this time.
    I win.

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    August 23, 2012 at 12:20 am

    • I think it’s down to you and me in the competition, HR. Don’t know if I read this, but I’d definitely watch the Lifetime channel movie version.

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      August 23, 2012 at 11:51 am

    • Hola recien lo desacrgo, lo provare para luego decir como me fue, pero les adelanto que esto de los softwares es muy importante para el desarrollo de los universitarios y no la porqueria de esos ingenieros que ensef1an a lo antiguo, es decir solo teoria

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      October 5, 2013 at 9:01 am

  2. You are so damaged.

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    August 23, 2012 at 12:22 am

  3. TomEliasWriter

    My Guess is: the story of a young Oompa Loompa girl, fed up with the system and the male-dominated Chocolate Factory life. She quits the factory after Wonka tries to make her sample his wonkabar, and sets off for the delights of Las Vegas. A hair dye and skin bleaching regimen later, she is poised on the brink of stardom as a breakthrough midget porn actress… her future is in her grasp, the choice between more midget porn or a cameo on Star Trek as The Shat’s episodic love interest … what will she do?

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    August 23, 2012 at 4:22 am

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  5. I am baking a devils food cake today, just to celebrate, you know how it is ahaha.

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    August 23, 2012 at 8:54 am

    • THAT’S SUCH A GOOD IDEA! WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?

      Wait…I don’t like cake. That’s why.

      How about some devil’s food onion rings?

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      August 23, 2012 at 12:46 pm

      • I bloody love onion rings! but I am allergic (I eat them anyway them mummy tells me off) and I don’t like cake either ahaha but I make it for the family :)

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        August 23, 2012 at 4:41 pm

  6. An obnoxious hipster opens an ironic farm where he herds alpacas for meat and cows for their fur.
    Things go well until chapter three, when he realizes he spent all his money on ironic t-shirts and starves.
    Redemption is found when he joins a marauding band of Jehovahs Witnesses, and conquers Asia Minor.

    Let me know where to collect my ebook.

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    August 23, 2012 at 11:49 am

    • Figures. Your comment is more awesome than my book. I’ll give you one anyway, if for no other reason than I am dying to see what kind of limerick you can make out of it.

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      August 23, 2012 at 12:48 pm

  7. My guess is a story of the afterlife

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    August 23, 2012 at 10:14 pm

  8. Jesus runs into Satan, who tempts Jesus with weed; they embark on a cross-country car trip, driving gravel roads when they can, smoking nonstop and jamming on metal nonstop. They kill whoever’s time it is, but each has veto power over whether or not it’s somebody’s time. In other words, JC and the bad guy as coexisting, pothead, metalhead, serial killers.

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    August 23, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    • That is an awesome premise, but I am fairly certain Hunter S. Thompson already wrote that book. If not, I just may run with it.

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      August 23, 2012 at 11:35 pm

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