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Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!!!

WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WITNESS THE SPECTACLE THAT IS DESTINED TO BE KNOWN AS THE DUEL OF THE CENTURY! WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AS BLOGWORLDS’ OWN LILY-LADEN LOTHARIO EDWARD HOTSPUR MATCHES WITS WITH THE ENIGMATIC CLOWN PRINCE HIMSELF- LE CLOWN IN A DUEL SO INTENSE IT’S SURE TO MAKE HAMILTON AND BURR LOOK LIKE A SLAP FIGHT!

BUT WAIT…THERE’S MORE!!!

WATCH AS TEAM EDWARD’S OWN LOVELY AND TALENTED GINGERSNAAP OF OHMYGODJUSTDOWHATISAY FAME, FLANKED BY THE VERY HANDSOME EL GUAPO FACE-OFF AGAINST LE CLOWN’S OWN WORDSMITH EXTRODINAIRES MADAME WEEBLES AND SPEAKER 7.

The winning topics:

  • Furries (fetish), suggested by Carrie Rubin (16 votes);
  • Group Sex in Retirement Adult Community, suggested by Rutabaga (10 votes);
  • Protection Identities, suggested by The Ringmistress (9 votes).

The face-offs will be as follow:

  • September 19 – Furries: Ginger Snaap VS Speaker7;
  • September 20 – Protection Identities: El Guapo VS Madame Weebles;
  • September 21 – Group Sex in Retirement Community: Edward VS Le Clown. 

All posts written by Team Iron Gonads of Iron Fire will be published on Le Clown‘s blog; posts from Team Dachshund will be published on Edward‘s blog. Winners will be crowned by the amount of LIKES each post will get. So you, readers, will have the final say as to who’s this blogosphere’s force to be reckoned with.

TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR THE EPIC BATTLE ROYALE AT THE DOOR FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!

THEY’LL SELL YOU A SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE….

28 responses

  1. Wooo! Let the games BEGIN!

    September 18, 2012 at 9:42 pm

  2. Also, you get bonus points for using a Star Wars duel scene AND the sword scene from Princess Bride.

    September 18, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    • Only the best for you, Madame Weebles. After all, this is a classy blog.

      September 18, 2012 at 9:51 pm

      • Indeed it is. Far classier than my own, for sure.

        September 18, 2012 at 9:51 pm

        • Spoken like someone who hasn’t read one of my recent Twitter posts…

          September 18, 2012 at 10:03 pm

  3. Le Clown

    H.E. Ellis,
    Magnificent.
    Le Clown

    September 18, 2012 at 9:58 pm

  4. Pingback: Throwing Down the Gauntlet | A Clown On Fire

  5. Fine, I will be supportive, even though I was not invited to play in any reindeer games… sigh…

    September 18, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    • You can stand on the sidelines and cheer with me! Everyone knows we’re way cuter.

      September 18, 2012 at 10:40 pm

      • Now I feel better. But I ain’t waving no pompoms.

        September 19, 2012 at 12:21 am

    • I can stand on your shoulders- will that make you happy?

      September 19, 2012 at 10:26 am

      • Depends on what you are wearing… ha!

        September 19, 2012 at 11:20 am

        • Hey Ginger, I’ve got a couple of cheerleading uniforms you can borrow!

          September 20, 2012 at 5:54 pm

          • I finished my little pigs story… how do I get it to you? Can I blog it, or will that eliminate me? I am as happy as a pig in a mud sty.

            September 20, 2012 at 6:07 pm

            • What I would like is for you to email it to me so I can feature it in a post on Monday. You can post it to your blog whenever you like. When all of the stories come in I will compile them into two volumes of fairy tales and format them for ebooks and possibly paperback.

              I think it is awesome that you finished already! I can’t wait to read it!

              September 20, 2012 at 8:22 pm

  6. This is one of the best promotions of a great event!

    Two sidebar notes: I did write a limerick on Guapo’s review post of your book – and thanks for attending my celebration party!

    September 20, 2012 at 8:44 am

    • I did see it and thought it was really good! I liked it so much in fact that I want you to keep your summer open next year for a group project I am calling LEWD LULLABYES AND LIMERICKS.

      September 20, 2012 at 10:54 am

  7. Holy cats! When my girl and I renew our vows, you’re writing the invitations.

    September 21, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    • Cool! I do it in limerick form… :)

      September 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

      • Nono, limericks would be for the divorce invitations.

        September 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm

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