CITIZENS OF BLOGWORLD – I BESEECH YOU
My fellow Blogglanders,
I’d like to take a moment to step outside of the humor box and use my blog post today as an opportunity to spread awareness for a cause I truly believe in.
There comes a time in the lives of all bloggers when we find a need to step back and reflect on our journey through the virtual utopia that is Blogworld. Some of us have come here to broaden our horizons and to find inspiration within the photo or travel blogs that pepper the Freshly Pressed page. Many of us find comfort and community amongst the animal lover or mommy blogs of WordPress. Still others use their blog to extract humor from the banality of the workday life and to share their plight with the blog world around them.
But once in a great while there comes a blogger who stands out among the rest- a blogger who effortlessly straddles the line between tragedy and comedy. A blogger who bucks convention with his often times controversial opinions on the validity of religion or the sanctity of marriage or the awesomeness of Star Trek. A blogger who challenges the status quo, strives to enlighten both men and women alike, and who boldly laughs in the face of clowns.
It is this singular blogger who I believe can deliver us all into an era of change and lead us down a path of righteousness and light. That is why I, Hellis of Bloggerland, am asking its citizens for their support and their vote for EDWARD HOTSPUR as champion of the BLOGGER IDOL contest.
“Amongst the weeds of the world, a flower grows…”
CAST YOUR VOTE FOR EDWARD HOTSPUR HERE:
H.E. Ellis,
Done.
Le Clown
September 26, 2012 at 5:51 pm
You are a wise and handsome man, Le Clown.
September 26, 2012 at 5:55 pm
H.E. Ellis,
Please use magnificent from now on.
Le Clown
September 26, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Le Clown,
You may vote from work, from your phone and the phones of everyone you know, in addition to home. Thank you.
Edward hotspur
September 26, 2012 at 8:38 pm
And I may use upper-case letters to begin my last name.
September 26, 2012 at 8:39 pm
I thought you were going to nominate The Hotspur for President!
Hotspur 2012!
September 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Oui! Magnifique!
Oh shit, wrong comment reply-
Hells yeah, Sista Snaap!
September 26, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I would totally run for president! I’ve already done a post on my cabinet, but I still have a shitload of Ambassadorships to Caribbean countries left.
September 26, 2012 at 8:31 pm
I CALL DIBS ON MAJORITY WHIP!!!!!
September 26, 2012 at 8:34 pm
whoot TSH! All rise for the POTUS!
September 26, 2012 at 8:36 pm
HA! I just got that!
September 27, 2012 at 6:24 pm
That’s what HE said!
September 27, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Done as well…nice post. I’m sure Hotsie, I mean HIs Majesty, will appreciate it.
September 26, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Oh God…Hotsie.
I wish I had time to print up campaign buttons.
September 26, 2012 at 6:00 pm
That would still be awesome!
September 26, 2012 at 6:01 pm
I wonder how many times you’ve said THAT. You’re sitting there, all alone, thinking of me, maybe you’re in your pajamas or less, and suddenly you just reach down and… start designing some campaign buttons.
September 26, 2012 at 8:32 pm
Okay, fess up, how much is he paying you?
September 26, 2012 at 6:10 pm
Ghost writing a blog post: 50 cents per word.
Average yearly wage for a Lobbyist: $200,000 per year.
Helping out a buddy: Priceless.
September 26, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Goddess Hellissandra Cassiopoeia, you are truly an angel sent from somewhere to do something, and instead of doing whatever that is, you’re helping me out. That’s why you will always be my favorite. Some others come close, but thanks to restraining orders, not too close. You are truly awesome.
September 26, 2012 at 8:35 pm
Oohh Hellissandra Cassiopoeia! I like that name. You are some kind of awesome yourself, there EH.
September 26, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Some lesser kind compared to you.
September 26, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Aww….:)
September 26, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Pfft. I can walk right through your restraining order, pal.
September 26, 2012 at 8:44 pm
Ha! I believe it too!
September 26, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Sheet, girlfriend – there isn’t one against you! You’re in the blogtourage.
September 26, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Oooo, I’ve never been in a “tourage” of any kind before!
Do we get a T-shirt?
September 26, 2012 at 9:28 pm
http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/the-goods/
September 26, 2012 at 9:30 pm
I’ve already seen that stuff.
September 26, 2012 at 9:33 pm
That’s the t-shirt, love. Unless you want a different one. One with Beckham on it.
September 26, 2012 at 10:42 pm
Wait, does being in the “blogtourage” mean I have to carry your purse?
September 26, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Please. It’s a ‘man sack’.
September 26, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Yeah, because ‘man sack’ sounds so much better. And no, I’m not holding THAT.
September 26, 2012 at 10:49 pm
I think I just got spammed! Holy crap!
September 26, 2012 at 10:50 pm
What? Anyway, thanks for voting for me today, everyone.
September 26, 2012 at 11:02 pm
i am laughing my ass off at this.
September 27, 2012 at 2:32 am
Done and done.
September 26, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Thanks and thanks.
September 26, 2012 at 8:57 pm
YAY! Vote for Hotspur!
September 26, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Wouldn’t it be funny if I put on a wig and glasses and danced to Canned Heat?
September 26, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Yes! Do it!
September 27, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Does he really need more love and a bigger head?
September 26, 2012 at 11:51 pm
hmmm…you may have a point.
September 27, 2012 at 2:33 am
All anyone needs is more love! And just a couple of other things.
September 27, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Food.
September 27, 2012 at 6:53 pm
Yes! Vote for that!
September 27, 2012 at 6:56 pm
I do… three times a day… at least.
September 27, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Me too!
Oh wait…you meant “eat,” didn’t you?
Never mind.
September 27, 2012 at 7:12 pm
Did I? Did I really?
September 27, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Even I have voted for him ahaha
September 27, 2012 at 6:28 am
Yay! Even the British can vote! God Bless America!
September 27, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Wow, thanks!
September 27, 2012 at 6:35 pm
Done.
September 27, 2012 at 7:59 am
Sweet.
September 27, 2012 at 6:27 pm
And I thank you for it!
September 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm
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