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Invisible Fellatio

1. Go to Google.

2. Perform an image search on the word “coughing.”

3. Witness countless people giving the Invisible Man a blowjob.

 

14 responses

  1. You know I had a so many jokes to put here… But it’s just to easy.

    November 23, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    • Too easy for HR? I didn’t know there was such a thing. ;)

      November 24, 2012 at 10:09 am

  2. I can’t not like this… even though it is so wrong… *cough*… hey… I had a cold… if that picture shows up on a website somewhere, I will see you in court…

    November 23, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    • My lips are sealed.

      Uh…

      November 24, 2012 at 10:09 am

  3. Well, blow me down.

    November 24, 2012 at 9:53 am

    • I know. I need help.

      November 24, 2012 at 10:10 am

  4. This is the consequence of not coughing into your shirt sleeve, rather than spreading your germs from your hand area. Exactly why I hate touching door knobs.

    November 24, 2012 at 11:03 am

    • Hm…I am trying to imagine what coughing into the crook of your elbow would resemble…

      November 25, 2012 at 9:04 pm

  5. kat

    Well, this proves I need to get out more. I clicked on this post only because it had the word fellatio in it.
    I mean, good post, made me laugh, but . . . I had to read the headline twice to realize it also contained the word invisible.

    November 25, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    • Maybe the trick would be to stay in more….

      November 25, 2012 at 9:05 pm

  6. GET THAT MAN A SHAKE WEIGHT!!!
    (google it, and check out the videos.)

    November 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm

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