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The Darker Side Of Santa Claus

We continue our countdown to Christmas with an interview with Santa’s better, or at least other half, Mrs. Claus. Following that is the now infamous Lipshitz post, where we get a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of Santa’s Elf-riddled “Sweatshop.” Today I bring you…

SANTA SPAM – PART TWO

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11 responses

  1. Lipshitz is a mole, hired by North Korean toy manufacturers to destroy capitalism!!!

    December 19, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    • Gah! Will Kim-Jong Il’s reign of terror never cease?

      December 22, 2012 at 11:54 am

  2. And still you perpatrate… perputratte… perppe… carry on this unseemly attack against one of our most revered and cherished holy holidays where we support the great manufacturing centers of foreign countries to buy cheap consumer goods and poison-painted toys for our children to celebrate Santa being nailed to a giant candy cane by evil Roman polar bears so that he might carry all of our sins in a big magic sack and give them to the poor, needy and deserving! Have you no shame?
    At least you have had the decency to not drag our beloved reindeer of the apocolypse into this mess.

    December 20, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    • As a blogger and facilitator of the media I feel it is my duty to reveal the truth behind everyone story I write about. My tenacity for the truth hold no bounds.

      As for the reindeer…well, let’s just see what I write.

      December 22, 2012 at 11:56 am

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