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Even Darker Still…

Today we feature the last of the Santa Spam series that documented the final days before Santa’s arrest for prostitution, money laundering and drug trafficking. Tomorrow begins our Countdown to Christmas featuring interviews with his childhood friends and present associates. Prepare yourselves for a shocking inside view of the man behind the beard. I bring you…

SANTA SPAM – PART THREE

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13 responses

  1. Still laughing H.E.
    Best installment of all. Loved the OSHA jab heh

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    December 20, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    • Thanks! If you like this, you’ll be happy to know that there’s more to come.

      Not sure if that’s a good thing…

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      December 22, 2012 at 11:58 am

  2. Sigh… okay, this was funny… evil but funny…

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    December 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

    • Who are we to laugh at the misfortunes of others? I wonder if we should all turn our own gazing eyes of criticism inward and ponder our own shortcomings?

      Yeah, fuck that shit. This is funny as hell.

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      December 22, 2012 at 12:01 pm

  3. Anonymous

    you do realize that if you keep picking on Santa that eventually you will get a lump of coal in your stocking!

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    December 21, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    • Are you kidding? With the price of heating oil these days I’d consider that a gift!

      Sorry, a bit of New England humor snuck out of me there.

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      December 22, 2012 at 12:02 pm

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