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Hellis In Love – A Romantic Monday Offering

RandyPan_220wHello Everyone, it’s me, Hellis, live and in person. Well, in spirit. I’ve been away from our little corner of this virtual Utopia we call Blogworld because I’ve been spending time with the new love of my life. Yes, people I am in love, and have decided to use Edward Hotspur’s ROMANTIC MONDAY post as an opportunity to introduce him to my world.

The latest object of my affection is a man like no other; he is fun-loving, free-spirited and young at heart. His childlike innocence attracted me immediately and before I knew it I was hooked. Today I’d like to introduce you to the man who captured my heart and is sure to steal yours. Without further ado I give you…Randy Pan.

peter_stand_largeNow, before some of you start sending emails to a certain tall, SciFi-loving Cowboy let me explain. Randy isn’t your ordinary, everyday Pan-fan. He’s living his dream everyday in a way that shames me as a writer. It took me a year to work up the testicular fortitude to query agents with my GOA novel while this guy was laying it all out there for the world to see. There was no fear of judgment or harassment on his part. He exposed his life and his soul in an act of bravery that humbles me. And while I will admit that it is taking every bit of self-control to not mock the living shit out of this guy; I have decided a better use of my time would be to honor him here.

So here’s to you, Randy Pan. May your tights not chafe, may your loafers be light, and may every jock who beat you down in high school scratch himself to death because of a raging, unchecked venereal disease.

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12 responses

  1. That’s awesome!!! Not only are you doing a ride along with eddies post but you got Tom to dress up for it too.. The things men will do for you HE still astounds me to this day.

    I won’t do a damn thing for you but these 2, lets just say that’s some little finger wrapping you have going on there girl.

    By the way… HR’s back baby !!!!

    March 10, 2013 at 11:25 pm

    • Why am I not surprised?

      March 10, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    • Tom Elias

      Welcome back, HR. For the record, that guy’s not me. I look way better in the Peter Pan outfit. And H.E.’s worth it… no finger wrapping needed. :)

      March 11, 2013 at 4:53 am

  2. Tom Elias

    This is one of those internet breakups I’ve read about, isn’t it?

    March 10, 2013 at 11:55 pm

  3. What a perfect way to start my morning!! Welcome back.

    March 11, 2013 at 6:21 am

  4. Ok, now I’m confused.
    That doesn’t look like Sandy Duncan…

    March 11, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    • How soon we forget. I was sure it looked like Sandy Duncan.

      March 11, 2013 at 7:54 pm

      • I wonder how many people have googled Sandy Duncan to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

        They should have a Triscuit and relax…

        March 11, 2013 at 8:27 pm

  5. Guy had such a hard climb up. Thankfully, his peanut butter recipe paid off.

    March 11, 2013 at 6:12 pm

  6. It’s not easy being green.

    March 11, 2013 at 10:58 pm

  7. I’ll bet you there are some unwilling “wild boys” locked up in that shed of his. Be A Pixie, indeed.

    March 12, 2013 at 12:25 pm

  8. He seems a bit ‘light in the loafers’….

    March 18, 2013 at 1:06 pm

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