(insert pithy rejoinder here)

Sweet Freedom!!!

It’s finally here- the day I’ve been waiting for- the moment I’ve dreamed of as I slaved away at my desk for thirteen hours a day, six days a week. Rejoice with me because today is no other than…

THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!

That’s right. Today marks the beginning of two months of a forty-hour work week! This sounds sarcastic, but it is muay awesome-o. I intend to spend the entire two months blogging and writing just as the Lord intended. So raise your glasses of lemonade, iced tea or HR Nightmare’s Trailer Park Cocktail (see recipe below) in honor of Summer!

Now take it away, Fred!

HR Nightmare’s Trailer Park Cocktail

1 can coconut milk

1 container frozen limeade concentrate

2 cups lime soda

1 cup Malibu Rum

Pour over ice and serve in a Mason Jar

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19 responses

  1. Oh yeah.

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    June 14, 2013 at 10:54 am

  2. So using that recipe!!!

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    June 14, 2013 at 11:05 am

    • This is an awesome drink, but it is deceptively powerful. For a real kick, add Tequila.

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      June 14, 2013 at 11:59 am

  3. Tom Elias

    Is that what I tried last summer?

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    June 14, 2013 at 11:21 am

  4. Please tell me you started on that drink after the last bus made it back to the yard…

    Congratulations, and happy summering!!!

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    June 14, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    • Oh yeah. We’ve got a strict twelve hour “bottle to throttle” rule. Hour thirteen was a BLAST.

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      June 15, 2013 at 1:59 pm

  5. Whoo hoo!!

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    June 14, 2013 at 6:26 pm

  6. I’d try that cocktail.
    Enjoy your “freedom”!

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    June 15, 2013 at 9:24 am

    • Thanks! It’s good with orange juice and vodka as well.

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      June 15, 2013 at 2:00 pm

  7. Enjoy your all too brief foray into the land of the free. Happy Summer!

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    June 15, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    • Hurray! I hope you have fun too! I’ll be here more often too which I really look forward to.

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      June 15, 2013 at 2:01 pm

  8. Please help…
    I might lose my blog.
    My little spam joke has made WordPress very angry and they might shut down my blog.
    If you could do a post with WordPress in the title, telling them to give me a break, you might save my blog. I can’t do any new posts. They shut off my new post button. I think you can also go into the WordPress help forums and put in a good word for me. Please link to my blog. I need you!

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    June 17, 2013 at 6:45 pm

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