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Where in the Hell is Hellis?

Picture1-1I am not dead. I have not choked to death on a ham sandwich or run off to join the circus (although I am feeling a bit like the Fat Lady, lately). Sadly, my life has been consumed by a certain four letter word and that word is:

WORK

Yeah, I know what word you were thinking about. Sinners.

Anyway, I have read all the F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES everyone has sent in and they are AMAZING. I am hoping to get the ball rolling on book production this weekend, right between cleaning the house and supervising my daughter’s thirteenth birthday party- a party which will have boys in attendance. Let’s add talking HR Nightmare off the ledge to that list.

In summation, I haven’t forgotten you all, I’ve been loving your stories, and cannot wait until I get the chance to put them all together. Thank you all so much.

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15 responses

  1. Glad to hear all is well, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, H.E. Jr!

    September 11, 2013 at 7:05 am

    • Thanks, Guap. Mini Me is quite happy to be thirteen. I, however, am not.

      September 13, 2013 at 4:36 am

  2. Still waiting and reading. Glad you are well. :)

    September 11, 2013 at 8:34 am

    • I think I may be finally unburying myself from my work load and can move onto important things, like writing twisted versions of kids stories.

      September 13, 2013 at 4:37 am

  3. I was beginning to worry you had been sucked into the worm hole!! Glad all is well….can’t wait to see the finished product. Good luck at the party. ;)

    September 11, 2013 at 9:33 am

    • Yes, I am the new Dr. Who ;)

      As for the party….ugh.

      September 13, 2013 at 4:38 am

      • Hope you survived the party with no scars!! How did you like the take on the princess and the pea?

        September 13, 2013 at 7:28 am

  4. Are you sure you aren’t dead… because I heard you were dead…

    September 11, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    • Nah, I’m not dead. The Reaper owes me one. ;)

      September 13, 2013 at 4:39 am

      • That’s cast rather a pall of cheerfulness over the evening, hasn’t it?

        September 13, 2013 at 9:34 am

  5. This getting up before breakfast, and working between meals, isn’t all it might be, is it? If I can take home a helium balloon to make funny voices with, I’ll show up to tie HR to a chair. ;)

    September 12, 2013 at 12:54 am

    • That alone would be worth the plane fare to get you here!

      September 13, 2013 at 4:39 am

  6. Please come back. The internets need you.

    September 12, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    • Well it sounds like I’ve got a job to do.

      *adjusts cape*

      September 13, 2013 at 4:40 am

  7. I’m glad your not dead! I was worried I didn’thhave a back up wife anymore.

    September 13, 2013 at 1:52 pm

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