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Hey Archon! Happy Birthday, Eh?

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I am taking a rare free moment to honor the birthday of a truly great man and even greater Canadian; Justin Beiber  Archon’s Den!

As a resident of the Canadian Riviera (better known as “New England”) I live in awe of a country that possesses badass versions of all the things we admire ourselves for- moose, maple syrup, hockey, beer, WINTER.

We, as New Englanders, have developed a kind of a hero worship for Canadians because of it- sort of like the kid who thinks he’s good at baseball, but knows for a fact his big brother IS.

This is how I feel about my friend, Archon. He’s every bit the wordsmith and tale-teller I humbly attempt to be- not to mention that he has a heart the size of Canada itself.

Besides, anyone from the same country that gave us SCtv and RUSH isn’t going to be a hoser, eh?

For those of you who have yet to experience this curmudgeonly cunning linguist, click on the Archon-ic moose below for a sampling of one of the cleverest minds the Great White North has to offer. Until then…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARCHON!

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10 responses

  1. Oh, I like, I like, I like! My humbility grows by leaps and bounds. Thanx for the Kudos, eh. Do I just deep-fry them with the poutine and pour syrup on them? :evil:

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    September 21, 2013 at 3:22 am

    • GAH!!! I don’t know what’s worse- the grammar, or the syrup-laden cheese bits!

      I hope you have a very happy birthday, Archon. You deserve it!

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      September 21, 2013 at 8:30 am

  2. Wait, you’re Canadian?!

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    September 21, 2013 at 10:16 am

    • No, I am a New Englander, which means I have Canook-envy!

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      September 21, 2013 at 12:36 pm

  3. I stand in awe of the flaming beavers of our brothers and sisters to the North… I would also settle for flaming Biebers…

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    September 21, 2013 at 11:45 am

    • THE FLAMING BIEBERS…

      What a great name for an Alt-Punk band.

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      September 21, 2013 at 12:37 pm

      • Or for the title of the porno movie which I am trying to get everybody to group write over here on my blog… you remember my blog… right? HA!

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        September 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm

  4. whiteladyinthehood

    Great post! Happy Birthday to the Grumpy Dude!

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    September 21, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    • I’m sticking a candle in my poutine just for the occasion!

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      September 21, 2013 at 12:38 pm

      • whiteladyinthehood

        Hahaha! Love it!

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        September 21, 2013 at 12:39 pm

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