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Reapers With Issues

REAPERS WITH ISSUES

LOCATION: Earth

YEAR: 2012, mainly

POPULATION: 7 billion Human souls and counting…

From Purgatory –

The Grim Reaper and other three Horsemen of the Apocalypse are stretched to their limits reaping souls, and more drop dead every day.  With his department near the breaking point, Grim requests a team of five thousand Lesser Angels to serve as Deputy Reapers.

To Hell –

Lucifer is faced with overcrowded prisons and work camps.  He petitions the Board for permission to break ground on the 667th level of Hell.

To Heaven –

Gabriel, president of the Board of Archangels, denies both requests, citing budget restrictions.  Grim, determined to get what he wants, goes over the Board to the Office of Heavenly Affairs, otherwise known as God.  God denies Grim’s request but assigns a Heavenly Liaison to assist Grim, a liaison with a singular solution to the issues facing both Grim and Lucifer.

And back again -

The liaison’s name: Jesus.

REAPERS WITH ISSUES is the first in a four book novella series that chronicles the Grim Reaper’s struggles in middle-management.

***DISCLAIMER***

REAPERS WITH ISSUES is meant to poke good-natured fun at the topics of Christianity, homosexuality, recreational drug abuse and office politics. If you are at all easily offended, we, the authors, will not be offended if you choose not to read our work. Please do not chuck hate bricks through our windows.

Thank you,

Tom Elias, H.E. Ellis, S. Quinn Shaw, Mikhail Vlakfeld

REAPERS WITH FANGS

 

REAPERS WITH RAY GUNS

 

REAPERS FOUR

JESUS AND THE SECOND

COMING – DIE HARDER

4 responses

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  2. Anonymous

    can i copy supernatural,impala and other pictures i like

    July 2, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    • Uh…sure.

      July 2, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    • IJWTS wow! Why can’t I think of thigns like that?

      April 24, 2014 at 4:55 pm

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