The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

October in New Hampshire


Yes people, that’s snow. It doesn’t look like I’ll be getting to that other tire pile anytime soon.

As for the crappy photo; let’s just say I dropped my phone in a giant tire-sized mud puddle yesterday.




41 responses

  1. Yorkshire is the same 😦

    October 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    • Sorry Kiddo. I’ll make a hot cup of tea and think of you!

      October 27, 2011 at 6:22 pm

      • I think I can live with that 😀

        October 27, 2011 at 6:23 pm

  2. We have a winter storm watch in effect for tomorrow afternoon…10+cms…or about 4inches American. I had to ask for that translation, BTW..ha…

    October 27, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    • Don’t sweat it. I would have had to ask too.

      October 27, 2011 at 6:22 pm

  3. Heaven’s dandruff.

    October 27, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    • He can keep it. Until December anyway.

      October 27, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    • Haha @ Heaven’s dandruff. Clever!

      October 28, 2011 at 5:18 pm

  4. We saw this same view in a different season, right? You should take about 5-6 pictures per season and get a series of the same views throughout the year. I love that kind of stuff. Wow, that totally sounded like I was asking you to do it for me.

    October 27, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    • I did that very thing last year. I took a picture the first good weather day of every month and the following year made a calender out of it. If I could find the flash drive I put them on I’d use them instead because I took them with a real camera as opposed to my camera/phone/mud sample.

      October 27, 2011 at 7:30 pm

  5. Snow sucks ass. Driving toward some right now in UT and CO.

    October 27, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    • Yikes. That’s the high elevation drifty stuff that’s hard to negotiate. Take it easy. Our stuff is always wet since it comes in from the Atlantic. Here’s a New Hampshire lesson for you: When it snows and you have to remove it from your vehicle, you do not “brush” it off, you “knock” it off; as in “I need to go knock the snow off my truck.” It’s for breaking the layer of ice that forms across the top of the snow. Now you’re wicked smaht.

      October 27, 2011 at 7:44 pm

  6. At least if snow was falling, I’d know that winter was officially here. As it is, the temperatures have been all over the place, so that I’m raking leaves by the truckload even though the grass is still growing and I have to mow. It’s like Ma Nature forgot to take her Ritalin.

    October 27, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    • “Ma Nature forgot to take her Ritalin.” As a fellow Ritalin Rat I salute you.

      October 27, 2011 at 8:10 pm

  7. It snowed last week here in Reno, what can I say but mother nature is off. It shouldn’t be winter yet!

    October 27, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    • I know what you mean. As a rule I don’t mind snow, but I like seasons to occur within a natural order.

      October 28, 2011 at 4:42 am

  8. You probably don’t want to know what the temperature is in San Antonio right now.

    October 27, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    • *whimper* I’m afraid to ask.

      October 28, 2011 at 4:41 am

  9. Brrrrrrr.


    October 27, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    • Yeah, no kidding.

      October 28, 2011 at 4:40 am

  10. Nice. It’s been raining all day in NYC and the temp has dropped.
    They are threatening us with snow tonight.

    I blame Canada.

    October 27, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    • YES! LET’S BLAME CANADA! Do you hear me, Kayjai?

      October 28, 2011 at 4:40 am

  11. kat

    Snow! Argh! I am jealous. Right now, in my part of Texas, close to Louisiana, it’s in the low seventies. What I would give to feel goosebumps under my Halloween costume instead of sweat droplets . . . to drink hot chocolate instead of iced coffee . . .

    October 27, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    • I get what you mean. My daughter is mad because she might have to wear a jacket over her very cool Cereal Killer costume. That is not a mis-spelling, my daughter is going as a Cereal Killer. Think Apocalypse Now, but with bits of cereal and ripped,empty boxes strung around her neck instead of body parts. I don’t know where she gets these ideas.

      October 28, 2011 at 4:39 am

      • kat

        OMG, that is awesome! 😮

        October 28, 2011 at 11:50 pm

  12. That scares me.

    October 28, 2011 at 12:36 am

    • That’s NOTHING. Wait until we get a Noreaster blowing through. I’ll get some good pics up of THAT when it comes. And it will.

      October 28, 2011 at 4:36 am

  13. Not the Broth

    Snowed like a bitch here last night, but just a little stuck around on the cars. Supposed to get a couple inches tomorrow and I know what that means…Time to pull out the booze and and play Snow Shots!

    October 28, 2011 at 7:45 am

  14. That picture looks like the Last House on the Left…

    October 28, 2011 at 9:11 am

    • Ohhh Creepy. Too bad you can’t see the cemetery next door.

      October 30, 2011 at 7:43 pm

  15. I finally did it. I Blamed Canada.

    Please let me know if shameless self-promotion is not allowed. Still learning Blog etiquette…

    October 29, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    • Shameless self promotion is VERY welcome here. I’ll sign you up.

      October 30, 2011 at 3:41 am

  16. talker96

    How did you get a picture from my front porch?

    October 30, 2011 at 2:17 am

    • That’s for me to know and for you to decide the level of restraining order you wish to request.

      October 30, 2011 at 3:42 am

  17. Soooooo …. how many Versatile Blogger nominations will this make for you?

    October 30, 2011 at 6:22 am

    • I’m not sure. I think you and I should come up with a new award called, “Voted Most Likely To Get Offered Unsolicited Dick.” You and I would sweep those awards. Oh, and Sparklebumps, too.

      October 30, 2011 at 7:24 am

      • Thank you for not putting my name on that list.

        October 30, 2011 at 2:10 pm

        • No, we modeled the trophy after you. Well…a part of you.

          October 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm

  18. uggg. I can’t think of snow right now. I can’t think of what’s worse, removing the snow, or hearing “howdy, neighbor! Isn’t it just gorgeous out here?” Swear I’m stuffing that guy in my snowblower one of these days.

    November 1, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    • Oh God, that neighbor is ME. I totally do that.

      November 2, 2011 at 4:21 am

  19. Well, then hopefully, your neighbor doesn’t own a snowblower. Try to blend in more, you know, yell out random stuff like “&$%#@ Plowtrucks! Every time I come out here, you clods push it all right back in!” That way, you don’t get labled the “cheery” one.

    November 2, 2011 at 1:25 pm