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This week’s SPaM features an article brought to you from Motorcycle Accident, a site/blog dedicated to public awareness on motorcycle safety as well as debunking the long held stereotype of the biker as “outlaw.” So to all you die-hard bikers and motorcycle enthusiasts out there I bring you Gina from Motorcycle!

America’s Perception of Motorcyclists

Motorcycles have been around for decades, and like every other group or culture in life, motorcyclists are judged by society. Society‘s view of bikers has one similarity with all society’s other perceptions of groups/cultures: it is ridiculous.

Perception 1:  All Motorcyclists Are Outlaws

These are the words that describe how people perceive motorcyclists: criminals, gang members, outlaws, and thugs; and the list doesn’t stop there. Sons of Anarchy is only one example of how television and movies depict bikers. The mid-1900’s mark when motorcycle clubs became popular and the foundations for America’s perception of bikers were set. According to a TV Tropes article, the view of a typical motorcyclist is a, “big, burly, grizzled man wearing a leather jacket and riding a Harley.”  Bikers are always thought of as belonging to a gang; supposedly bikers wear their gang colors, “a vest over their jacket that displays their gang name, insignia, and area of operation. Most gangs also have a system of patches that indicate members’ various accomplishments and duties.” Oh, but the ridiculousness doesn’t stop there.

Motorcyclists are thought to be White Supremists who live at the tattoo parlor and love to party, drink, do drugs, and get into bar fights.  Bikers are believed to live nomadic lifestyles, solely supported by their engaging in black market trades, like illegal drugs and weapons.  Part of the perception is also that women are second to men in motorcycle gangs and “are called ‘mamas’” according to the TV Tropes article.

This account, though humorous, isn’t far from the truth.  The truth is that the vast majority of motorcyclists aren’t in gangs, and certainly aren’t criminals, outlaws, or thugs.  In recent years, with the impacts our actions have on the environment becoming more clear and with increases in gas prices, motorcycles, which typically get over 50 miles to the gallon, have become a fuel-efficient and green way to travel; and people of all career types ride them, including doctors and lawyers, whose professions seem to indicate a conservative vehicle choice.

Perception 2:  All Motorcyclists Pack Because They Love to Fight

There’s a perception that motorcyclists don’t just love bar fights, but that their little hearts flutter at the idea of any fight.  As a result, they are always packing just in case an opportunity to create havoc presents itself; “Classic weapons of an outlaw biker include clubs, chains, and knives. Many real-world bikers carry large maglights because legally they are not considered weapons.”  And there are several ways to start a fight with fellow motorcyclists, if one feels so inclined: “The best way to piss off a biker is to wear your own “colors” displaying another gang’s turf as your home city. The ultimate crime, however, is knocking over their motorcycles.”

Perception 3:  All Motorcyclists Love to Wear Cow

Another perception of motorcyclists is that all they wear are leather products; it’s a fashion statement and it makes them look like they’re tough.  People believe that leather is simply part of the motorcycle culture, and it feeds into the  whole “gang” view on motorcyclists.  The truth is, however, that wearing leather is not simply a fashion statement and that motorcyclists do not only wear leather; the point of motorcycle wear is to protect riders from the elements and in the event of an accident.  Riders also wear Cordura, Kevlar, and ballistic nylon because these materials are durable.

So there you have it.  Being a motorcyclist does not entail being in a gang, nor wearing leather, packing a weapon, black market trades, or bar fights.  What is does entail is fuel efficiency and a lessened impact on the environment; oh, and a really cool looking bike.

Gina Williams is a guest post and article writer bringing to the public’s perception on motorcyclists.

Gina also writes articles about motorcycle safety. 

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33 responses

  1. Great Article!! I like this Blog!

    November 28, 2011 at 5:59 am

    • Thanks!

      November 28, 2011 at 11:20 am

  2. I was looking around the web and found this blog.. Love the post

    November 28, 2011 at 6:01 am

    • Glad you stopped by.

      November 28, 2011 at 11:20 am

  3. Great and informative blog, I especially love the perception part, as I know it is true. My brother and his wife are avid motorcyclists, having traveled not only across our country, but yours as well. He is a pharmacist, and she is a lifeguard, so they are as far as you can get from outlaws or fighters, but they do wear cow. I sent them a link to your newest SpaM site, as they both love anything motorcycle.

    November 28, 2011 at 6:13 am

    • It’s funny how that works. Every year I go to Laconia, NH for bike week and there are very few Hells Angel’s types there. Most are people I see around me everyday.

      November 28, 2011 at 11:21 am

  4. Interesting article. I think the salient point here is that stereotypes are normally defined by a minority of the individuals that comprise a group…

    That and Harleys are pretty cool.

    November 28, 2011 at 6:39 am

    • I agree completely about the minority defining a group. I once knew this Army dude who was all cranky….and political…and ranty….


      November 28, 2011 at 11:24 am

  5. I just wish more bikers were like those guys from Tron…always trying to cut each other off in traffic and run them into their ginormorous awesome trails of energy.

    That, at least, would spice up the morning commute.

    November 28, 2011 at 9:48 am

    • And all those red and blue zippy lines they leave behind would look totally awesome.

      November 28, 2011 at 11:25 am

  6. Another good SPaM post. I tend to think of middle aged, yuppie weekend riders when I hear the word motorcyclist, especially when I hear the words Harley Davidson in the same sentence.

    November 28, 2011 at 10:06 am

    • I agree, mostly because they’re the only demographic that can afford them. My father-in-law’s Harley cost more than any car I own.

      November 28, 2011 at 11:26 am

  7. Harleys ain’t bad, but Beemers are the shizzle.

    November 28, 2011 at 10:08 am

    • Oh man yes they are!

      November 28, 2011 at 11:26 am

  8. If, however, you ask a motorcyclist what they are rebelling against, I believe they are required by law to reply, “Whaddya got?”

    November 28, 2011 at 10:22 am

    • New Hampshire is voting to make that our new state motto as we speak.

      November 28, 2011 at 11:27 am

  9. My uncal crashed into van and he hit the top of a BP sign on his motor bike … he broke all the bones in half of his boby … and they wondered why I am afraid for driving 😀

    November 28, 2011 at 11:27 am

    • I think the lesson here is that a vehicle is only as safe as the driver. I hope your Uncle is ok now, but as long as you’re cautious you’ve got nothing to fear in driving.

      November 28, 2011 at 11:29 am

      • Ahaha he is fine 😛 I have a lot to fear… have you seen my car? its like driving a mouse ahaha!!

        November 28, 2011 at 12:45 pm

        • Look up images of a 1999 Jeep Sahara and you’ll see what I drive!

          November 28, 2011 at 1:02 pm

          • Mmmmmmm Jeep!! My mum had a Toyota Land Cruiser Colorado…she wont let me drive it, she says the fiat is fine :/

            November 28, 2011 at 1:11 pm

  10. Motorcycles and promiscuous men are both great–I just don’t want my daughter riding one.

    November 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    • My dad used to say the same thing to me when I was a kid. It’s probably why I grew up to marry one who had the other.

      November 28, 2011 at 5:58 pm

  11. What does your SPAM stand for?

    November 28, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    • Shameless Promotion Monday. Basically, anyone who has a blog or book or something they’d like to promote is welcome to feature it here. Click here and it will bring you to my first post explaining how SPaM works. You can also email me at heellisgoa@gmail if you’d like.

      November 28, 2011 at 7:56 pm

  12. I having been lookings for these information for many weeks, and this is most good post what I’m see ever!
    Anyway, yeah, I’ve got a leather jacket and I haven’t been on a motorcycle for decades – and never driven one, always the passenger. My father had a Honda Goldwing and drove it all around with his wife to various “Wingdings”, and he dressed like, you know, sandals-with-socks kinda thing.

    November 28, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    • Sandals-with-socks? What a waste of a Goldwing!

      November 28, 2011 at 9:00 pm

      • Well, not that exactly, but translated for motorcycle driving. I.E., not leather. Not even close.

        December 1, 2011 at 7:31 am

  13. savorthefolly

    I must admit, motorcycles scare the hell out of me. I’m a total wus. Something about not being covered on all sides by steel really freakes me out.

    November 28, 2011 at 11:27 pm

  14. savorthefolly

    but I do think that guys look really sexy riding those things. and how could they not? symbolically it very effectively communicates “hey babe check out how I handle this huge engine between my legs! Wanna go for a ride on it?”

    November 28, 2011 at 11:31 pm

  15. Thanks for the reality check about motorcycles. I couldn’t afford Harleys, so I rode every piece of Jap-crap for years. Fell over standing still and broke the Honda, my shoulder and my wallet. Eight months of physio at half salary. Four years of outrageous CAR insurance. (Did you guys not notice? That’s a different policy!) Six months back at work and my company went bankrupt. Thank God for locked-in, but slightly reduced, benefits and pension. A year working temp at min. wage, two years at 3/4 of my old wage and now I’m retarde…uh, retired. My son promised if he wins a decent lottery, he’ll buy me a bike. I can ride down to see you, alone. My wife hates bikes too. (See, I told you!)

    December 1, 2011 at 3:59 am

    • Crotch rockets will kill ya’ every time. What you need is an old Triumph or Vulcan with low center gravity and a great big motor. Put your wife on the back of one of those and she’ll thank you for it. Trust me.

      December 1, 2011 at 6:24 am

      • By the way, I added you to my blogroll.

        December 1, 2011 at 6:37 am