My Secret Admirer – Two
It’s time for this week’s LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG secret admirer big reveal! This is the second week that the secret admirer wasn’t guessed by a blogger in the comments, so there are no winners of my ebook except for the secret admirer himself. Here’s a recap of Friday’s post as well as my response at the bottom. If you’d like a free copy of my ebook send a love letter gone wrong to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Dear What’s your name,
I am sorry that I don’t remember your name. I also forgot your phone number, so I had to hack your email account to find your email address. I had to write and tell you how much I enjoyed our dinner date last night. You were worth every penny I paid for the meal. I know you must have liked your burger. God, those Big Macs are to die for. Hopefully, after buying you a fancy dinner, you can repay me by putting out. I find myself falling for you quickly, hopefully after our next date we can plan a family and have lots of kids.
I am glad that you aren’t as fat as you looked on your Facebook profile. As much as I loved looking into your eyes, I really liked your low cut top. Please wear that one on our next date. For our next date, I was hoping that you could treat me. Hopefully you wont be taking me to McDonalds, I am in the mood for something a bit more costly. Maybe afterwards, we can go make out in the back seat of my car, or at your place. I will bring beer.
When we meet up, I promise to write your phone number down in the men’s bathroom so that I don’t forget it anymore.
I’m sorry, but my father Dave said that I cannot pursue a relationship with you. I am truly disappointed as you were the only man who wasn’t turned off by my pasty skin, freckled face and penchant for wearing my red hair in pigtails.
“A rose by any other name…”
Yours in secret,
This week’s secret admirer is….