The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Honey Badger Don’t Care

A young friend of mine lost his mother in a car accident over the weekend, so I’ve been helping him through it the only way I know how. With humor. Please to enjoy the only thing that has made this kid crack a smile in days. In fact, he can’t stop laughing.

I give you…The Honey Badger.





58 responses

  1. Classic.

    December 15, 2011 at 9:45 am

    • Honey Badger would agree; but Honey Badger don’t care.

      December 15, 2011 at 11:15 am

  2. Loved it…

    December 15, 2011 at 9:46 am

    • Thanks for not thinking I’m weird. Or at least for being kind enough not to mention it.

      December 15, 2011 at 11:16 am

  3. I am literally crying! I hope he is feeling better though 🙂

    December 15, 2011 at 9:49 am

    • Slowly, but yes, he is. 🙂

      December 15, 2011 at 11:16 am

      • I have a hug for him but I am keeping it in England for now, might send it over some time ahaha!

        December 15, 2011 at 11:22 am

  4. Honey badger is all that and more.

    My condolences to your friend.

    December 15, 2011 at 9:51 am

    • On behalf of my friend I thank you.

      On behalf of the honey badger I say I don’t give a sh…….

      December 15, 2011 at 11:17 am

  5. So sorry for your friend. The honey badger owns. He doesn’t give a ****!

    December 15, 2011 at 9:54 am

    • Damn straight!

      December 15, 2011 at 11:19 am

  6. kat

    This is the first time I’ve seen this video. (I don’t get out much.) Now those jokes and that Wonderful Pistachios commercial make a bit more sense.

    Kind of you to help that boy. He has my condolences.

    December 15, 2011 at 9:58 am

    • I think it says more to my lameness that I know about the Honey Badger than it does that you don’t. And thank you for your condolences. I’ll pass them along.

      December 15, 2011 at 11:21 am

  7. Now I want a honey badger.

    Wonderful of you to help your friend.

    December 15, 2011 at 10:33 am

  8. Sorry about your friend 😦

    December 15, 2011 at 12:14 pm

  9. Honey Badger don’t give a shit! That’s why we have kids. To alert us to videos like this. Thanks for using the only thing that can really heal besides time-humor.

    December 15, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    • Junior walked around the house for weeks referring to himself as the Honey Badger anytime I asked him to do a chore. Now it makes sense!

      December 15, 2011 at 12:21 pm

  10. Thanks Rantonit. He’s doing better already.

    December 15, 2011 at 12:18 pm

  11. HR

    Showed to a few people at work about an hour ago. Yea its becoming the answer to every question. Honey badger don’t give a sh**.

    December 15, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    • I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WAS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO COMMENT!! So is Honey Badger your new nickname, HR? I’m gonna call Cisco or Looch and tell them to start calling you that.

      December 15, 2011 at 12:32 pm

  12. HR

    DO IT THAT WOULD BE SWEET. or dont do it I dont give a Shi*. Hey it works.

    December 15, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    • HR’s catch phrase “HR don’t give a shit,” 😉

      December 15, 2011 at 1:14 pm


        December 15, 2011 at 1:15 pm

        • Or the very British version “HR don’t give a shite,”

          December 15, 2011 at 1:20 pm

          • HR

            You’ve Done it, that’s it. Ms. Megan you rock. Thats going to be a bumper sticker VERY soon.

            December 15, 2011 at 1:24 pm

            • I TOLD you she was the shit…I mean, the SHITE!

              December 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm

              • Awww you are making me blush 😛

                December 15, 2011 at 1:34 pm

  13. HR

    Yea but when you said it i wasn’t really paying attention I though you said she WAS a little shite. Just kidding. Or am I?…

    December 15, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    • American Mother Ellis would not say that about me 😛 ahaha Mother Ellis, has a ring to it?! and I am a middle child so you have to give me a break 😀

      December 15, 2011 at 3:32 pm

  14. oneunknownauthor

    I’d say this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, but Honey Badger don’t care… eew… what’s he eating??

    December 15, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    • Ewww…he’s nasty.

      December 15, 2011 at 7:34 pm

  15. So sorry to hear about your friend. That’s so weird, also, because you are the 3rd blogger that I follow that has lost someone close (cousin, friend’s son, now friend’s mom) recently. Especially sad when we’re all supposed to be so damn festive this time of year. Sounds like you are a great friend.

    With all due respect to anyone who “bats for the wrong team”, that is the gayest-sounding narrative I’ve ever heard. But he does it well. My feeble frickin’ attempt to fit in would be: “Gay narrator don’t care! Gay narrator OWNS that badger video.”

    December 15, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    • Thank you for your kind thoughts. I’ll pass them along.

      I speak with a slight lisp as well but I’m nowhere NEAR as funny or awesome sounding as this guy is in his narration. Honestly, would it be as funny if he were average sounding?

      December 15, 2011 at 8:18 pm

  16. I’m jealous! I wish I had thought of this. But my brain only has so much room. I am a bear of very little brain. Edward Bear.

    I’m sorry about your friend. Or, your son’s friend.

    December 15, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    • Thanks, EH. And give yourself a break. You can’t think of everything! 🙂

      December 15, 2011 at 8:48 pm

      • You’re right. But in romance…

        If I didn’t have to work, I’d blog all day and all night.

        December 15, 2011 at 8:56 pm

  17. If I didn’t have to work, I’d probably have less things to blog about.

    December 15, 2011 at 8:58 pm

  18. Just noticed you dropped “WordPress” – congrats on that! But when did you do it?

    December 15, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    • Huh. I never knew I “had” a “WordPress” to drop.

      December 16, 2011 at 5:05 pm

      • Sure you did. Used to say, now it says, thus, dropped the wordpress – meaning you went pro. You upgraded. And I just now noticed.

        December 16, 2011 at 6:59 pm

        • Did it ever say … I thought it was always just, maybe I am wrong :/

          December 16, 2011 at 8:11 pm

          • It was always just .com, but about a week or so ago something got switch around unbeknownst to me, and I had to put it all back. Weird.

            December 16, 2011 at 8:58 pm

  19. That just made my morning! Thanks.

    December 16, 2011 at 9:29 am

    • Glad to oblige!

      December 16, 2011 at 5:05 pm

  20. Honey badgers just don’t give an eff. Fact.

    December 16, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    • You’re right. They give an F. U.

      December 16, 2011 at 5:06 pm

  21. I think that Honey Badger may just have to be my stripper name…

    December 17, 2011 at 9:58 am

    • Guh….. 😉

      December 17, 2011 at 11:48 am

  22. We were talking about honey badgers on the camping trip – too funny. Helping your son’s friend through this difficult time is just one more reason you are so awesome!

    December 19, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    • Thanks. The awesome runs both ways. 🙂

      December 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm

  23. Whoa watch out says that bird.

    December 21, 2011 at 9:19 pm

  24. CKS

    One of the greatest videos of all time. I watched it back in April this year without expecting much, but Randall’s voice and the narration of the honey badger’s actions… I lost it, and I nearly fell in the floor with laughter. Forever one of the all-time greatest videos! But the honey badger doesn’t give a shit.

    December 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    • There are a bunch more on YouTube done by Randall. Honey Badger is my favorite, though. I’d tell HB that but I doubt he’d care.

      December 30, 2011 at 1:14 pm