Love Letters Gone Wrong – Three
It’s Friday which means it’s time time for another round of LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG! This week’s love letter was written and submitted by one of the featured bloggers in the post KARMA COMING MY WAY. Check out this post and then return to guess who the secret admirer is. The first correct guess in the comments wins a free copy of my ebook.
Return this Sunday for my response as well as the secret admirer’s big reveal. If you’d like to submit your own love letter gone wrong, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
To my dearest sweetheart,
It is with much regret that I must postpone our first night together. As you know I only have a futon in my apartment and I wanted our first night to be special. So I went to Mattress Giant to find the perfect four-post bed (I know this is a special thing for you). However, while I was preparing for an evening of passion the manager found it odd that I was placing rose petals on the pillows so he asked if he could help me. To which I answered, “No thank you,” and then I began to disrobe.
After the police arrived they brought me to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. The doctors say that I can have visitors after the test results come back.
With much passion,