My Secret Admirer – Three
It’s time for this week’s LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG secret admirer big reveal! This week we did have a winner, and that blogger along with the secret admirer wins a free copy of my ebook. Here’s a recap of Friday’s post as well as my response at the bottom. If you’d like a free copy of my ebook take a guess or send a love letter gone wrong to email@example.com.
To my dearest sweetheart,
It is with much regret that I must postpone our first night together. As you know I only have a futon in my apartment and I wanted our first night to be special. So I went to Mattress Giant to find the perfect four-post bed (I know this is a special thing for you). However, while I was preparing for an evening of passion the manager found it odd that I was placing rose petals on the pillows so he asked if he could help me. To which I answered, “No thank you,” and then I began to disrobe.
After the police arrived they brought me to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. The doctors say that I can have visitors after the test results come back.
With much passion,
While I appreciate your heart-felt gesture in the showroom of the local Mattress Giant, you need to understand that an overt display of affection such as this is seen as inappropriate by my standards. As is sending letters requesting hair clippings or samples of my handwriting. In addition, I am not accepting gifts of your Thorazine induced wedding portraits or your handmade “bride and groom sock puppets,” regardless of how much you believe they resemble the two of us.
Here’s to better living through pharmaceuticals,
-Your not so Coo-Coo
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