Have you ever sat down to your keyboard, stared at your blog and had nothing come to mind? I’ll let you in on an embarrassing secret…so have I. If like me, this has happened to you, then you may suffer from a condition endured by many around WordPress; a condition known as “Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome.”
Little is known of what causes Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome, an affliction that affects as many as 1 in 3 bloggers world wide. Despite the demoralizing statistics there is hope; hope in the form of one blogger impervious to the perils of Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome.
A blogger named Edward Hotspur.
Researchers from around the globe have spent months studying Edward Hotspur’s blog in order to isolate what makes him so damned awesome. Once this information was gathered scientists partnered with pharmaceutical giants such as Merck, Pfizer and Pez to bring you a cure in the form of a little orange pill called GENUFLECTROL.
Now you may be thinking: “What can I do to rid myself of Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome and become more like Edward Hotspur?”
The answer is “TAKE GENUFLECTROL!”
GENUFLECTROL is a prescription medication that has been proven to work for most lame-ass bloggers and here’s the proof:
Clinical studies have shown that 4 out of 5 bloggers with chronic Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome improved their sparkline erections with GENUFLECTROL—compared to only 1 out of 4 who took sugar pills.
Chances are GENUFLECTROL will also work for you. But getting sparkline erections is only part of the story. In a global survey, sufferers of Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome identified three key elements of a more satisfying blogging experience:
1. Getting hard sparkline erections
2. Maintaining sparkline erections
3. Becoming more like Edward Hotspur
GENUFLECTROL can help with all three. Check out H.E. Ellis’s story to hear how GENUFLECTROL helped her achieve and maintain hard sparkline erections.
“I used to be a typical lame-ass blogger….no creativity or motivation; living the shame of consistently being one-upped in the comments by the great Edward Hotspur. It was then that he introduced me to the wonders of GENUFLECTROL. Now I’m blogging like crazy and am full of win!”
GENUFLECTROL ISN’T FOR EVERYBODY. IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION BELOW.
- Do not take GENUFLECTROL if you take Viagra as this may cause a catastrophic brain boner.
- Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in blogging activities. If you experience ass cramps, knuckle lock or severe kung-fu grip while blogging seek immediate medical help.
- In the rare event of a sparkline erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate attention because you may have just become Edward Hotspur.
- The most common side effects of GENUFLECTROL are audiophilia, asianopathy and severe smart assedness.
While no drug can cure Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome, GENUFLECTROL is your best bet to a fulfilling blogging experience enjoyed by many, but none more than Edward Hotspur.
Take GENUFLECTROL today!