WHAT CHRISTMAS SOUNDS LIKE IN MY PERSONAL VERSION OF HEAVEN
WHAT CHRISTMAS SOUNDS LIKE IN MY PERSONAL VERSION OF HELL
This entry was posted on December 22, 2011 by H.E. ELLIS. It was filed under Humor, Music and was tagged with Comedy, culture, Humor, music, Random, thoughts.
December 22, 2011 at 11:16 am
December 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Trans Siberian Orchestra? totally agree with that choice.
As for the second, Why? WHY? Why would you do this to us?
I thought we had a relationship – that we were special to each other. And then…Bieber? Sigh. probably as bad as that Celine Dion doing AC/DC I accidentally watched…
but hey, thanks for sharing!
December 22, 2011 at 11:32 am
The only thing worse than this would be to watch Celine Dion do a cover of a Justin Bieber song. Even Satan’s ears would bleed.
December 22, 2011 at 12:19 pm
I second that motion!! 😀
December 22, 2011 at 11:57 am
December 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm
The Biebs? really??
December 22, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Sadly, yes. I went there.
Busta and Bieber what could be better?
Oh yea a colonoscopy with a chainsaw .
December 22, 2011 at 12:14 pm
The shit you say, HR.
Whatever floats your boat HR 😉
December 22, 2011 at 12:21 pm
LOVE LOVE LOVE The first ! The electric guitars in the end were awesome. Then you stuck Biebs in there. *sigh*….
Oh I’m on to you Canadians. You hog all the awesomeness for yourselves and send all the weirdos down to the U.S. Well that’s it. I’m catching the first moose out of New Hampshire and moving up there with you, Archon’s Den and SightsnBytes. I wanna be awesome too!
December 22, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Bring me back some bacon, Canadian style.
That’s right I went THERE! HR don’t give..a…well, you know the rest.
December 22, 2011 at 12:32 pm
I refuse to click on ANY links in your blog today!!
December 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Now I have to put up a link that leads to an entire site filled with naked Rugby players. I can hear your thoughts from here…Must click link….
December 22, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Oor the easy way, a red button that saying Do not press.
December 22, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Then I wouldn’t be able to avoid it.
December 22, 2011 at 1:08 pm
RED BUTTONS ROCK!!!!!!!!
December 22, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Isn’t he dead?
December 22, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Use caution on what you question, remember last time?
December 22, 2011 at 8:34 pm
NOT COOL HR!!!! Vincent Price was NOT my fault!
December 22, 2011 at 8:41 pm
December 22, 2011 at 9:16 pm
bwahahahahah, damn you now I know what the E stands for .. evil woman!
PS save yourself the hassle of loading the naked m, er I mean the links .. just send them direct to me k. I’ll be happy to help..
December 22, 2011 at 7:04 pm
I knew I liked you!
December 22, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Kinda like a peaceful River.
December 22, 2011 at 1:12 pm
COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTRADICTION IN TERMS!!!!
December 22, 2011 at 1:14 pm
I think you two need to calm down … Mmmmm naked rugby players :p
December 22, 2011 at 1:17 pm
No, no. What I need to do is catch a flight to England so you, me and Frederique can watch a Rugby game live and in person!
December 22, 2011 at 1:18 pm
You will have to wait till the season start but then that would be, no problem at all ahahaha although I tend to just stare at the players! 😛
December 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
December 22, 2011 at 1:31 pm
And I agree with you!
December 22, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Definitely agree with you on this one. Although it’s getting to the point where ANY Christmas music is hell to me now.
December 22, 2011 at 2:39 pm
The worst is the muzak version of seventies Christmas songs. I doubt Jesus would approve.
December 22, 2011 at 4:49 pm
My 10 Year Old Skater Boy, whom I think is the coolest 10 Year Old in the world, likes.freakin’.Justin.Bieber.
I have no idea where I went wrong but I pray to the little Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in his golden fleece diapers, with his curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin’ at the air, that Skater Boy grows out of it, soon.
December 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm
I had a 10 year-old skater boy once too. Then he turned eleven and began to like Avril Lavigne. I’m not sure it’s an improvement, “Mom” worry wise.
December 22, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Now, I would enjoy shopping more if all the Christmas music sounded like that.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t. Oh well.
Also, if you get the chance, Twisted Sister put out a Christmas album, Twisted Christmas. I think the video for “Come All Ye Faithful” is available on YouTube. They didn’t change any of the lyrics. It is indescribably awesome.
Justin Bieber. (Snicker.)
December 22, 2011 at 6:06 pm
I just listened to it, and am left speechless. If all music could be this mocktastic. Really.
December 22, 2011 at 7:54 pm
aww no Biebs?? C’mon…… 😉
December 22, 2011 at 6:14 pm
The kid is definitely starting to grow on me. He just needs to stay out of the manger.
December 22, 2011 at 7:55 pm
His voice is like that of an angel. When he starts to rap, I think it really kicks into high gear. But the part I love the most is when the black gentleman begins a very “street” rap and references this young white virgin, bringing to mind the 3 Kings and the Baby Jesus in all his glory..
Praise the Lord.
December 22, 2011 at 6:30 pm
December 22, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Commmme, and do my teen white rump-pump-pump-rump!
I have the Vaseline, for my rump-pump-pump-rump!
December 22, 2011 at 7:23 pm
I’ve read this three times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I read it!!
December 22, 2011 at 7:57 pm
How about a compromise in the spirit of the season: Trans SiBieberian Orchestra.
December 22, 2011 at 10:30 pm
My ears are bleeding at the thought.
December 23, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I hear that Beiber’s mother used GENUFLECTROL while she was carrying Justin…that would explain a lot!
December 23, 2011 at 2:37 pm
That’s why he’s Beiberific!
December 23, 2011 at 4:28 pm
I vote FAIL on both! Not a big Trans Siberian Orchestra fan either. I think it gives me a headache.
December 23, 2011 at 8:38 pm
A Little more my style:
December 23, 2011 at 8:41 pm
And just when you thought you couldn’t love me any more, I told you I can play that Trans-siberian orchestra song on piano….;)
I’m trying to convince my Rockstar to learn the guitar part.
December 23, 2011 at 11:29 pm
December 28, 2011 at 9:55 am
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