The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

The Idiots Christmas Poem

Hold onto your eggnog people because I’m about to deliver some Christmas cheer in the form of a poem penned by none other than THE IDIOT SPEAKETH. Grab some cookies and settle in by the fire as you read this soon to be holiday classic…..The Idiots Christmas Poem!

17 responses

  1. Epic!!! 😀 Merry Christmas!!

    December 24, 2011 at 9:27 am

    • Merry Christmas to you too!

      December 24, 2011 at 9:30 am

  2. Wonderfully amusing. And a true testimony to “should have just gone with a diamond.”

    December 24, 2011 at 9:34 am

    • Yeah, since diamonds don’t need air holes.

      December 24, 2011 at 10:30 am

  3. Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Tis the season to be jolly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la. …. Merry Christmas!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!

    December 24, 2011 at 11:50 am

    • Merry Christmas to you too kiddo!

      December 24, 2011 at 12:45 pm

  4. Hmmm. Needless to say I cannot see the poem with my crappy internet phone. Will check it out later. Meanwhile I’m gonna try and contact Santa and see if I can convince him somehow to get me his list of this year’s naughty girls. Merry Christmas 😉

    December 24, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    • My girl Sparklebumps is at the top of that list. 😉

      December 24, 2011 at 12:59 pm

  5. He’s absolutely right. The holidays of our childhoods were much better than the holidays today. Also, I just wa—


    Anyway, Merry Christmas, H.E., to you and all of yours.

    December 24, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    • Feliz Navidad para ti El Guapo!

      December 24, 2011 at 5:28 pm

      • Gracias senora. Y paz para todo su mundo tambien
        (I really hope I got that right!)

        December 24, 2011 at 5:51 pm

        • If you meant “peace on earth and goodwill toward men” then I’d say you are close enough!

          December 24, 2011 at 5:59 pm

  6. Hey Man,
    Here’s to a less painful New Year!

    December 24, 2011 at 7:29 pm

  7. A very Merry Christmas to you and your family 🙂

    December 24, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    • You too! Thanks again for the poem. It was a hit!

      December 24, 2011 at 8:16 pm

  8. Fantastic! I love it.

    Merry Christmas too!

    December 25, 2011 at 12:27 pm

  9. One of the best Chrsitmas pieces I’ve ever read!

    December 28, 2011 at 9:47 am