The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

My Secret Admirer – Four

It’s time for this week’s LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG secret admirer big reveal! This week we did have a winner, and that blogger along with the secret admirer wins a free copy of my ebook. Here’s a recap of Friday’s post as well as my response at the bottom. If you’d like a free copy of my ebook take a guess or send a love letter gone wrong to

Dearest Nightingale,

I don’t know your name, and I don’t normally do this, but I just had to say something. I saw you across a crowded room as I drank my wine, and I heard you singing with your friends. You have a lovely voice! I am amazed that no one else has said anything. I see you there regularly – actually, I’m kind of a regular myself at that same place. It sure was crowded that night.

I wonder if you would do me the honor of having dinner with me? I love the way you handle yourself, and how you’re not afraid to get up in front of a large number of people. And the things you sing about – they’re bigger than the both of us.

Please let me know, as I simply must get to know you better. I was thinking tonight, or this evening. I would ask you to lunch, but I have a meeting in the afternoon with a priest and a judge and my lawyer and the priest’s lawyer and – I don’t want to bore you with the details, but I can’t wait to meet you!

Glenn McFadden


Dear Glenn,

I’d love to have dinner with you, but I am afraid I don’t know exactly who you are. I seem to remember standing with our choir and seeing a man trip up the aisle on his way to receive the sacrament. He also got stuck in his genuflection, sneezed on Father Donovan during absolution and took a header into the basin of holy water.

Was that you? If it’s not, then I’d love to have dinner. If it is, well…..

-The Nightingale






15 responses

  1. Surprise surprise ! :p
    Merry Christmas HE!! 😀

    December 25, 2011 at 3:06 am

    • Merry Christmas to you too!

      December 25, 2011 at 6:24 pm

  2. I’m surprised, too! Merry Christmas, H.E. !

    December 25, 2011 at 8:19 am

    • Never saw it coming myself. 🙂 Merry Christmas!

      December 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm

  3. I’m also surprised. Color me red and green.

    Merry Christmas!

    December 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    • Merry Christmas John!

      December 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm

  4. genuflection was our clue people!!

    OK so I had no bloody idea either, whatever .. sigh

    Merry day-after-Xmas everyone!

    December 25, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    • YES!!!!! It was a bit of a clue. 😉 Merry Post-Christmas!

      December 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm

  5. Are you sure? That doesn’t sound bizarre or demented enough for Hotspur. It’s pretty tame – I think he must have copied that from a Harlequin Romance or something.

    December 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    • I’m not sure what’s going on with him. I think he swapped his GENUFLECTROL for MIDOL.

      December 25, 2011 at 6:26 pm

  6. Sounded more like a 14 year girl in my opinion.
    Merry Christmas everyone 🙂

    December 25, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    • PissaH.

      December 25, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    • You’re the expert! OMG fir rills!

      December 25, 2011 at 7:59 pm

      • King Smart Ass.

        December 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm

  7. Inventive post category! Keep up the good work.

    December 28, 2011 at 9:46 am