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Things You Can’t Unsee – Two



42 responses

  1. That wouldn’t have happened to a Trek fan.
    Just sayin.

    January 5, 2012 at 5:48 am

    • I have no response for that. Well, except for this one of course.

      January 5, 2012 at 6:50 pm

  2. I accidentally unsaw it. Oops.

    January 5, 2012 at 6:22 am

    • Stop watching it in reverse.

      January 5, 2012 at 6:50 pm

  3. That proves what I have been saying for years: Star Wars fans are a crowd of pee pants.

    January 5, 2012 at 8:23 am

    • I…uh….am afraid of Star Wars fans so I decline to comment…

      January 5, 2012 at 6:49 pm

  4. He’s gonna be in trouble when his mom smells the smoke coming form the basement.

    January 5, 2012 at 8:57 am

    • And the sh*t in his shorts. (Did you see my * there? I’m trying to behave!)

      January 5, 2012 at 6:50 pm

      • Why stop now? it seems to work for you.

        January 5, 2012 at 6:52 pm

        • Not sure I’d recognize her blog if she stopped…

          January 5, 2012 at 7:01 pm

          • Uh…thanks?

            January 5, 2012 at 7:12 pm

          • Yeah. It would be pretty with flowers and rainbows posted all over it instead of being filled with awesomesauce.

            January 5, 2012 at 7:18 pm

            • FLOWERS AND RAINBOWS?? WHO THE FUC–I mean, why no…I do not believe I would enjoy such things on my blog.

              January 5, 2012 at 7:21 pm

              • Let it out, H.E. Otherwise the boys are going to expect you to start wearing dresses and high heels…

                January 5, 2012 at 7:30 pm

                • Thanks, El Guapo. I just spit beer all over my keyboard.

                  January 5, 2012 at 7:40 pm

                  • That’s the He we know and love.

                    January 5, 2012 at 8:54 pm

              • Hey, what the fuck is wrong with flowers and rainbows? I’ll probably say this again down below.

                January 5, 2012 at 8:46 pm

            • Hey! What the fuck is wrong with flowers and rainbows? And there’s no reason why it can’t have flowers and rainbows AND be filled with awesomesauce.

              January 5, 2012 at 8:45 pm

              • Unless it’s a unicorn pissing rainbows to water the flowers…

                January 5, 2012 at 8:55 pm

                • That’s the very definition of “awesomesauce.”

                  January 5, 2012 at 9:41 pm

  5. Heehee! He had what would have been my exact reaction…

    January 5, 2012 at 10:02 am

    • I’m embarrassed to say that I probably would have cried.

      January 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm

  6. I just showed this to the pregnant woman at work, she laughed so hard the she had to run to the bathroom. Thanks H.E. that made my day

    January 5, 2012 at 10:30 am

    • Glad I could help!

      January 5, 2012 at 10:32 am

  7. I don’t know if it’s real, but it’s still damned funny.

    January 5, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    • I doubt the reality of it as well, but the Star Wars shirt was too good to pass up.

      January 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm

  8. meganstephenson

    Did he just pee his pants over something scary? here I was sitting in little old England thinking the term was “Shitting yourself,” when you are scared and “Pissing yourself,” when you are laughing … Ohh how wrong I have been!

    January 5, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    • Don’t sweat it, kiddo. Funny’s funny.

      January 5, 2012 at 6:47 pm

      • Ms. Megan, you got it right. He did it wrong. However, the other way would have been too gross to watch I think. But I’m sure there’s an app for that.

        January 5, 2012 at 6:56 pm

        • meganstephenson

          I like that ahaha “He did it wrong,” as if he meant to do it but he did it wrong! I don’t think anyone would have had that reaction except him.

          January 6, 2012 at 3:36 am

  9. Too funny!

    January 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm

  10. I probably would have punched someone instead of an expensive computer screen. Noses heal. Broken computers do not. 😉 Love his shirt though….it somehow makes more sense after seeing it.

    January 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm

  11. Staged…

    January 5, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    • I know, but what was funny was the fact that he’s wearing a Star Wars shirt and not a Star Trek shirt.

      January 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm

  12. Lol. This video had me rollin!! Something I can’t under: my grandmother has a picture of herself on a stripper pole from her week in Vegas. My eyes started burning.

    January 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    • MUST. POST. PIC.

      January 5, 2012 at 6:51 pm

  13. is it a bad thing that I watched this 3x? heheh

    January 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    • Well…. It wasn’t really a dating video….;)

      January 5, 2012 at 8:49 pm

  14. That is the best fake real vid I’ve seen in awhile. It was so fake, I thought it was real. But not really.

    January 8, 2012 at 2:45 am

    • The only thing that might have made it better would have been if he was wearing a Star Trek shirt.

      January 8, 2012 at 6:42 am