The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Birthday Call In

What I intend to tell my boss today:

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24 responses

  1. You have a boss? I thought you WERE the boss.

    January 17, 2012 at 1:26 am

    • Haha. If you only knew.

      January 17, 2012 at 5:54 am

      • H.E.’s not the boss, she’s a puppetmaster.

        January 17, 2012 at 6:07 am

  2. That just might work

    January 17, 2012 at 5:29 am

    • Cool. Hook up the Playstation, it’s time for some ROCKSMITH!!!

      January 17, 2012 at 5:53 am

      • The Stargate marathon is on. Woman go play your silly game in another room.

        January 17, 2012 at 5:58 am

        • You’re afraid of getting smoked by a girl, aren’t you HR? Yeah, I knew it. You go watch your Star-whatever and I’ll chill out with Lemmy.

          January 17, 2012 at 6:05 am

          • Enjoying the hell out of Rocksmith. Good choice!

            January 17, 2012 at 9:39 am

  3. Anonymous

    Gary Busey is one tough SOB

    January 17, 2012 at 6:13 am

    • And a genius. Don’t forget a genius.

      January 17, 2012 at 6:14 am

  4. Sightsnbytes

    does HRNightmare mean ‘Her Nightmare’?

    January 17, 2012 at 6:15 am

    • hrnightmare

      No. If I was ” Her Nightmare” that would mean I was a ventriloquist dummy painted as a clown. And I’m not a Ventriloquist.

      January 17, 2012 at 6:36 am

  5. Gary Busey giving office tips is like listening to Charlie Sheen give tips on relationships and the meaning of the word “sober”..hahahaha…Love it!!

    January 17, 2012 at 6:44 am

    • That dude is walking blog fodder.

      January 17, 2012 at 1:14 pm

  6. I’ll have to remember this come June.

    January 17, 2012 at 9:39 am

    • I’ll be sure to run a repost just for you. 🙂

      January 17, 2012 at 1:15 pm

      • Deep thought! Thanks for cobittnuring.

        April 24, 2014 at 2:26 pm

  7. Interesting excuse. Busey looks like his future has definitely run out…

    January 17, 2012 at 9:41 am

    • Yeah, his clock is definitely ticking. *snicker*

      January 17, 2012 at 1:15 pm

  8. Or you could pinch your nose call in and say you are sick. It would sound so less Gary-ish. The next day tell your boss the night time
    cold medicine really does work.

    January 17, 2012 at 10:10 am

    • What your suggestion lacks in delicious Busey flavor, it makes up for in reasonability. Nah, it’ll never work.

      January 17, 2012 at 1:18 pm

  9. kat

    Ah, Gary Busey. Pearls of wisdom drip from your lips like milk from a three-month-old infant.

    I like the “I ate my kid’s homework” excuse. Be worth trying if I had a kid.

    January 17, 2012 at 11:54 am

  10. Oohh…maybe I’ll tell him I ate my kid. That’ll get me out of work and laundry! Thanks!

    January 17, 2012 at 1:21 pm

  11. So-o-o, technically I have your blessing to use this excuse anytime – even when it’s nowhere near my birthday, right? Because Lord knows when my last life birthday was…

    January 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm