The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate






23 responses

  1. Personally, I loathe most team sports, but the Niners were my Dad’s team for decades and the only Superbowl I’ve ever watched was their first appearance when they won the game. So, I am not happy to hear NY beat them, but Tom Brady will mop those guys off the field. My mom was born in NYC so I should support them, however NY teams have entirely too much money to buy talent–so fuck ’em!

    January 22, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    • For someone who doesn’t follow sports you have an accurate view of the state of the NFL, especially in reference to New York. The Yankees aren’t any better.

      January 23, 2012 at 10:27 am

  2. Fu*king Giants.

    January 23, 2012 at 12:18 am

    • I agree. I sooo wanted to see the Raiders or the 49’ers face off against the Pats. East coast/west coast rivalries are the best to watch play out. Watching New England and New York square off is like watching two brothers fight. They’re too much alike and we’ve seen it all before.

      January 23, 2012 at 10:29 am

  3. Like is not really what I wanted to do but I am at a loss for words and I wanted you to know I agree.

    January 23, 2012 at 1:24 am

    • I thank you for your solidarity.

      January 23, 2012 at 10:32 am

  4. I see this as a good thing Ahaha because now we (I said we) get to kick the giants arse now 😉

    January 23, 2012 at 2:47 am

    • Yes!!! Kick their ARSE!! That is my new battle cry!!!

      January 23, 2012 at 10:32 am

  5. Nice kick there at the end with the Giants too.

    January 23, 2012 at 8:07 am

    • If I’m not mistaken that’s twice that’s happened for the Giants in the playoffs.

      January 23, 2012 at 10:41 am

  6. You may want to take advantage of the winter cold and hibernate for a while because
    NEW YORK BABY!!!!!!

    Don’t have to be a football fan to have regional pride.

    January 23, 2012 at 8:43 am

    • I…have no words…I feel betrayed…El Guapo, I thought we were friends??? This changes everything. Next you’ll be telling me you’re a Clapton fan.

      January 23, 2012 at 10:34 am

      • Wait wait wait, El G-dude…you’re talking about regional pride in January about the Giants
        with a “Shootin the curl” surfer as your pic. TRAITOR!

        January 23, 2012 at 10:56 am

        • HR – trust me, I’d drown the whole damn league if I could get out on the waves tomorrow.
          Regional loyalty only goes so far.

          And not sure how picking NY Giants over NE Pats is traitorous…

          January 23, 2012 at 11:10 am

      • Well, since I won’t have money on the game, we can drink through it and trash talk. That’s always fun.

        January 23, 2012 at 11:09 am

        • Since you don’t have money on the game, you buy the first round. Meet me at the Sky Lounge just outside the stadium.

          January 23, 2012 at 11:13 am

  7. I’m assuming you’re talking about football and not baseball.

    January 23, 2012 at 9:07 am

    • That’s right Sparkles. You just sit there and look pretty, baby. 😉

      January 23, 2012 at 10:35 am

      • Ms. Bumps, as long as you’re the halftime show I could care less what sport it is.

        January 23, 2012 at 11:10 am

        • I fully intend on being the Superbowl halftime show someday….

          January 23, 2012 at 11:17 am

      • I’m sorry. Most of the football games I’ve had to sit through have ended in orgasm…
        Although, in high school, I actually wanted to play on the team. For real.

        January 23, 2012 at 11:15 am

        • My teenage dreams never included playing football. They did, however, take place in the locker room.

          January 23, 2012 at 11:28 am

          • You 2 bring a whole new meaning to touchdown you do know that right?

            January 23, 2012 at 11:34 am