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Things You Can’t Unsee – Four

Come clean, Hotspur. This is actually you, right? Because I can totally see it.

22 responses

  1. That Jennifer…I TOLD her to stop pooping at parties. Yeah, Hotspur. Videos now??!! No more transcribing, you’re just going to go ahead and use the video thing?! Great. So didn’t know you had the accent going on…

    February 7, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    • I am going to laugh my ass off if this is really him.

      February 7, 2012 at 6:07 pm

  2. Anonymous

    Haha! I poop at parties, but I shuts the door so that the peoples don’t know….

    February 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    • I don’t. I have mental issues.

      February 7, 2012 at 6:07 pm

  3. Hah – he’s busted. They sure do grow them accented out in his territory.

    And thanks, HE – this isn’t near as traumatic as your usual “things you can’t unsee”.

    February 7, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    • Ohio – home of the bad German accent.

      Not traumatic? Just wait for number five…

      February 7, 2012 at 6:08 pm

  4. I can totally unsee this. However, I can’t unhear it.

    February 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    • Jennifer poops at parties. NOW you can’t unsee it!

      February 7, 2012 at 6:11 pm

  5. I have some mentals issue with zis. I don’t poops by the punchbowl. I poops IN ze punch bowl.

    February 7, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    • I thought it had a bit of wang in it.

      February 7, 2012 at 6:11 pm

  6. Oh wow, and no response yet. I vote busted.

    February 7, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    • I started this as a joke, but now I’m really beginning to wonder….

      February 7, 2012 at 8:05 pm

      • Nah, he doesn’t write with a German accent, or does he.

        February 7, 2012 at 8:10 pm

  7. LMFAO! Geez. I had to stop watching it so Dimples wouldn’t ask me why I was laughing so hard!

    February 7, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    • He’s got TONS of these.

      February 8, 2012 at 5:09 am

  8. I vas tryingk to do dat videos so da peoples could not see. I kept da name as a phony so peoples vould not discover zat it vas me. I vas not sugzessful. Zey found out zat it vas me.

    In other news, my friend and I got this idea, and eventually we will put videos on YouTube of me reading some of the Scenes, and any other stories that we can make work, or make sense of (well, relatively). I can do nearly any accent. I can do it right in the ass! Accents want me. They know they want me. I had them at guten tag.

    February 8, 2012 at 12:12 am

    • That sounds like a great idea. As funny as this guy is, when I saw this I honestly thought to myself, “You know, Hotspur can do this better.”

      February 8, 2012 at 5:11 am

  9. The funny part is that I wrote that first paragraph with a French Canadian accent. Bonjour, eh. Comment allez-vous, hoseur?

    February 8, 2012 at 12:14 am

    • Beauty. 🙂

      February 8, 2012 at 5:12 am

  10. I have no comment.

    February 8, 2012 at 12:14 am

    • Oh, I bet you do. 😉

      February 8, 2012 at 5:13 am

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