My Secret Admirer – Fifteen
It’s time for this week’s LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG secret admirer big reveal! This week we did not have a winner, so click the trophy for a really out there post. I have no idea what I was thinking.
Here’s a recap of Friday’s post as well as my response at the bottom. If you’d like a free copy of my ebook take a guess or send a love letter gone wrong to email@example.com.
My significant other and I have been looking to expand our sexual horizons. Expanding our twosome to a threesome is new territory for us. We weren’t sure where to start to look for our victim playmate. We found this website, perhaps you’ve heard of it. It’s called lickalottapussy.com. While the women on that site all seem willing, they look like the skankiest skanks. Then I thought of you. Not that you’re one of the skankiest skanks or even a skank. But you’ve mentioned that it’s been awhile since you’ve been in a relationship with a man and so I’ll look great to you and your comments are filled with sexual tension and innuendo of a girl on girl nature so I know my significant other will be pleased. We’ve been following your blog for weeks now or maybe a few days. The days all run together so it’s hard to remember. I blame the alcohol or the drugs. So what do you say? The three of us together could party like rock stars and have wild monkey sex. I’m not exaggerating about the monkey sex. My back is very hairy so it will be like having sex with a monkey. My significant other is from France so she’s kinda hairy, too.
Sid & Nancy
Dear Sid and Nancy,
While I am flattered by your very hairy offer; I am going to decline as I have been burned in my past by getting involved in threesomes. First, my husband’s best friend fell in love with me and confessed his passions through song. Soon after my divorce this “friend” and I met up at a concert. Eventually we married and in time divorced, although I did get him to write another song for me. Since that marriage didn’t work out either I’ve decided to swear off all rockstar sex and instead I’ve devoted myself to picking up man-virgins at Comic Con. It’s worked out beautifully so far. They are always so grateful!
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