The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Perfect Storm of Suckness

God help me I suck.

Since I’ve only got a few hours to get some writing done before I go back to work you’d think I’d be more productive. But no, I had to give into my baser instincts and troll the internet looking for various forms of stimuli. I know what you’re thinking and no, it’s not porn; it’s this little ditty that you all will be cursing me about for the rest of the day when you can’t get it out of your head.



Then there’s this website that I cannot get myself to click off of. Seriously, there’s a tab open to it as I type this. It’s called AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS and I am addicted. I hope no one was looking forward to GOA Book Two because…yeah.


36 responses

  1. I am not clicking on that video.

    April 11, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    • You are a wise man, John. I’ll save you the eye/ear pain and describe them as ABBA gone horribly, horribly wrong.

      April 11, 2012 at 12:32 pm

  2. Do not make me come over there! Ahaha

    April 11, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    • Please?

      April 11, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      • You know I would of I could πŸ˜‰

        April 11, 2012 at 12:42 pm

        • That’s ok, I’m sticking Prince Charming, Junior and Mini Me in a box and shipping them across the pond to you.

          April 11, 2012 at 12:48 pm

          • I don’t mind, send them over, maybe we could do a trade and my mum will send we over there πŸ˜€

            April 11, 2012 at 12:58 pm

  3. Is this for real???l!!
    MY ears! My Eyes!
    I’ll never get that dance out of my head now!!

    April 11, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    • Oh God…and the blue tights!

      April 11, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      • Thanks! my brain had overlooked that earlier but now that’s seared into my memory too!
        And whats with the Star Trek-ish set?!!

        April 11, 2012 at 12:43 pm

        • Because everyone knows space makes people horny. What I liked best was the car zooming off like at the end of Grease. Lame.

          April 11, 2012 at 12:54 pm

          • After seeing this dance the martians wont come near us even with a ten million – foot pole πŸ™‚

            April 11, 2012 at 1:06 pm

  4. This is exactly why white people shouldn’t dance in public. Ever.

    April 11, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    • And why men should never wear bangs.

      April 11, 2012 at 12:34 pm

  5. Well…that was…um…yeah. I think I’ll practice that later and put it on Youtube. I’ll let you know when it’s up. Thanks!

    April 11, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    • Oh…my…God…..YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THAT!!!!

      April 11, 2012 at 12:34 pm

  6. Umm that might be considered porn for some us– next time I wear my red pants, I’m going to make some moves. Thanks a lot!

    April 11, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    • It seems there is a porn fetish for everyone. Mine are well-endowed Star Trek nerds. Go figure.

      April 11, 2012 at 12:38 pm

      • That’s hot.

        April 11, 2012 at 12:38 pm

        • I know one in person. All I can say is…GUH.

          April 11, 2012 at 12:41 pm

  7. I haven’t seen dancing that bad since the last time I got drunk. Who are these people–“Poor Man’s Abba” or something?

    April 11, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    • I’d like to think they’re the rejects from the 70’s Broadway version of ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Oddly, I found RHPS less offensive than this video.

      April 11, 2012 at 12:36 pm

  8. Not clicking the video or the website.
    Yay restraint!

    (I’ll be clicking them later when I have time to appreciate them)

    April 11, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    • I’m shooting for the end of summer. I’ve got a bunch of little things in the works that I’m tying up the loose ends on first. I’ll be wearing Hawaiian shirts the whole time I write it. πŸ™‚

      April 11, 2012 at 12:52 pm

  9. Crap…. it was like a train wreck… I couldn’t look away. Ohhhh… the horror of it all!!

    April 11, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    • I think we need to form a support group – PTDD (Post Traumatic Dance Disorder).

      April 11, 2012 at 1:19 pm

  10. You do know that the internet is divided into those who watch cat videos and those about the porn……. Dafuq is this (0.o) .

    April 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    • Oohhh….CAT PORN.

      And… my day is shot.

      April 12, 2012 at 11:14 am

  11. Turn that Sh*t off and get writing! OMG

    April 11, 2012 at 4:59 pm

  12. I clicked, there goes 32 seconds of my life I will never get back.

    April 11, 2012 at 9:11 pm

  13. I clicked and now motivated to use this line somewhere unexpectedly today to a stranger —– I love you because you are so tender.

    April 12, 2012 at 7:40 am

    • said Hannibal Lecter.

      April 12, 2012 at 11:16 am