My Secret Admirer – Sixteen
It’s time for this week’s LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG secret admirer big reveal! This week we did not have a winner, so click the trophy for a timely post.
Here’s a recap of Friday’s post as well as my response at the bottom. If you’d like a free copy of my ebook take a guess or send a love letter gone wrong to email@example.com.
I can’t believe we’re finally going to be together! I’m so glad I could help you out for just a few dollars. It’s amazing how much war and strife there is, and how much money is just sitting there in bank accounts! But it’s not about the money, it’s about love. And I think we have it. I want to get to know you better, of course, but I think we could spend the rest of our lives together!
Let me know when you’re coming out, or if anything goes wrong and you need some more money.
Peace and Smiles,
Thank you, my beloved, for your generous donation of American dollars to my giraffe rehabilitation fund. As you know, the giraffes of my homeland suffer great indignities such as having to strain their necks to eat directly from trees and enduring scorching sunburns. For only a few thousand extra dollars you, Chad, can help fund a program that trains monkeys to remove leaves for the giraffes and therefore cut down on neck rehabilitation. The monies saved on giraffe physical therapy will be put to good use in our new Giraffe Sunblock factory; a factory that for a few extra thousand American dollars will display your name proudly.
Thank you Chad, for your generosity. I shall be in touch!