The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Come Clean H.R. Nightmare

Alright, H.R. you need to come clean here. This was you, right?

10 responses

  1. Ok, it was the “ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking” that gave it away right?
    I knew I should have used “horizontal backdoor lambada” instead. Sounds more professional. As far as coming clean; will Hell be freezing over?

    May 23, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    • Once again H.R., you leave me at a loss for words.

      May 24, 2012 at 5:39 am

      • Add to that out of breath and we have ourselves a party.

        May 24, 2012 at 6:13 am

  2. I’m genuinely irked that I never thought to do something like this.

    May 23, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    • You gotta love the tenacity here.

      May 24, 2012 at 5:39 am

  3. I’m a little sad that they won’t bring Ed to a birthday party. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.

    Brilliant, as always.

    May 24, 2012 at 5:41 am

    • *Grrr*

      Zombie…MacMahon…wants…BRAI-….uh…Big Macs…

      May 24, 2012 at 5:43 am

  4. Gotta love H.R. Puffinstuff’s sense of humor

    May 24, 2012 at 7:30 am

  5. I’m completely

    May 24, 2012 at 8:50 pm

  6. If you’re at a loss for words, feel free to use some of mine. Apparently I’m not employing them efficiently. Rabblerouser is just lying around, doing nothing. It’s about HR’s size.

    May 24, 2012 at 11:26 pm