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TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY DEVOTED ENTIRELY TO EDWARD HOTSPUR. TAKE A TRIP OVER TO HIS BLOG AND YOU’LL SEE WHY. UNTIL THEN, PLEASE TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING POST!

H.E. ELLIS

Have you ever sat down to your keyboard, stared at your blog and had nothing come to mind? I’ll let you in on an embarrassing secret…so have I. If like me, this has happened to you, then you may suffer from a condition endured by many around WordPress; a condition known as “Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome.”

Little is known of what causes Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome, an affliction that affects as many as 1 in 3 bloggers world wide. Despite the demoralizing statistics there is hope; hope in the form of one blogger impervious to the perils of Lame-ass Blogger Syndrome.

A blogger named Edward Hotspur.

Researchers from around the globe have spent months studying Edward Hotspur’s blog in order to isolate what makes him so damned awesome. Once this information was gathered scientists partnered with pharmaceutical giants such as Merck, Pfizer and Pez to bring you a cure in the form…

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9 responses

  1. I could use some type of drug today.

    June 2, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    • Me too. Only mine looks remarkably like a bullet.

      June 2, 2012 at 7:09 pm

      • You know what looks remarkably like a bullet? heh heh… That’s right. Lipstick. Not what you were thinking, because a bullet is way too small to look remarkably like that.

        June 2, 2012 at 7:19 pm

        • You know what else looks remarkably like a bullet? An even BIGGER bullet. That’s right, baby. I went there.

          June 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm

          • Also, a carrot.

            June 2, 2012 at 7:57 pm

            • Sometimes a banana’s just a banana, Anna.

              June 2, 2012 at 8:04 pm

              • And sometimes a banana is a thrusting pulsating stick of meaty juicy destruction. You know, a Slim Jim.

                June 2, 2012 at 8:09 pm