The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Emancipation Proclamation



16 responses

  1. Congratulations! Now enjoy all that time “off”.

    June 13, 2012 at 1:58 am

    • Thanks! I intend to spend it in front of my keyboard. 🙂

      June 13, 2012 at 8:21 pm

  2. Shhhhh I still have two weeks left!! Don’t tease me. Roll on the 29th June.

    June 13, 2012 at 3:09 am

    • Sweet! We’ll have a jubilee!

      June 13, 2012 at 8:22 pm

  3. There was never any doubt in my mind that you would.

    June 13, 2012 at 6:56 am

    • I love you, Sandy. You’ve always got my back.

      June 13, 2012 at 8:22 pm

  4. Now you’ll have so much more time to devote to intellectual pursuits like pondering the evolution of cheese-in-a-can and the societal implications of chicken nuggets.

    June 13, 2012 at 7:53 am

    • I’m hungry…

      June 13, 2012 at 7:53 am

      • Yes, I plan to take the summer off for some deep introspection into the machinations of Lemincello.

        June 13, 2012 at 8:23 pm

  5. School year end’s, MOM’s taxi open’s. Yep I went there..
    hahaha with a tee-hee to boot

    June 13, 2012 at 11:00 am

    • Really? Look around fucker. Who’s driving who, Dingleberry?? With a capital “Dingle” to boot. 😉

      June 13, 2012 at 8:25 pm

  6. YEAH BABY! Party at Hellis place!
    Congrats, and have a great summer!

    June 13, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    • Awesome! It’s like you’re signing my yearbook! See ya at the kegger!

      June 13, 2012 at 8:39 pm

  7. If you’re going with Alice, I’d have thought you’d do Welcome To My Nightmare or I’m Eighteen. Or No More Mr. Nice Guy.

    June 14, 2012 at 7:57 pm

  8. They don’t apply to the school calendar. I am officially off work for the next two months! Squee!

    June 14, 2012 at 8:25 pm

  9. Wish I could say the same – this working business is interfering with my blogging

    July 2, 2012 at 2:53 am