Y? Because We Like You!
Oh Sandy, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways…
Have you ever tried to write anything using the letter Y? No? Well there’s a reason for that. After many fruitless hours of finger-fucking the Y key into submission attempting to come up with something pithy to say, I finally gave up and decided to give my pal Sandy a gift that is far more practical. For your birthday I give you…
THE MOST KICK ASS BLOG POST OF SCRABBLE WORD WINNERS EVER!
That’s write er, right Sandy! I’ve compiled a list of the most obscure words ever to use the letter Y, guaranteed to impress naked writing partners or random animals everywhere! We start the list with:
Not only is this word fun to say, but you can convince some of your dumber friends that it means something entirely different, like traditional Mongolian fare or the stuff that comes up after someone sticks a finger down their throat.
YANKEE: Ask someone from Florida what a Yankee is and they will tell you it refers to people originating in the northeastern US, or more narrowly, New England.
Ask any New Englander what a Yankee is and they will describe an athlete of questionable parentage.
YGGDRASIL: An immense tree that is central in Norse cosmology, on which the nine worlds existed.
Keep a dictionary handy when playing scrabble with some of your blonder friends, as you may have to argue that this word does not indeed define what a gynecologist often prescribes.
SYZYGY: A straight line configuration of three or more celestial bodies.
The Scrabble word to beat all Scrabble words, syzygy is guaranteed to take home the win. Prepare to be worshiped, for you are now a Goddess.
SANDY: A woman of extraordinary talent and unlimited creativity who brings joy and happiness to any life she touches. See: Sunshine.
FOR ALL THE WAYS THAT SANDY IS AWESOME, GO BACK AND START FROM THE BEGINNING:
TO WISH SANDY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLICK THE CAKE!
Now take it away, Danny Zuko!