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Super Secret Project

I’ve been taking a break from blogging to work on a super secret writing project that is set to release September 1st (no, it’s not GOA2. That’s due out January 1st. Sorry, Megan).

Lately I’ve been struggling not to spill the beans because I can’t keep a secret to save my life. So instead of ruining the surprise I am going to periodically give out hints over the next few weeks, sort of like letting out steam so I don’t blow the whole thing at once. I will officially let the cat out of the bag August 25th in the form of an opening excerpt and companion blog.

Until then, your first clue is….

25 responses

  1. I know what it is, hahaha. For a small fee I will “spoilier” it for all of you.
    Small unmarked bills NO CHANGE. Put it next to the oak in the park and I’ll spill the beans about this secret project. Hahaha

    July 22, 2012 at 10:05 am

    • Hmm…Is the project going to be you giving HR his come-uppance?

      July 22, 2012 at 11:26 am

      • Sigh…

        If only.

        July 22, 2012 at 11:57 am

        • Bring it on woman.. I know your secret
          Hahaha ( in an evil way )

          July 22, 2012 at 1:28 pm

  2. You joined the reunion tour of Blue Oyster Cult?

    July 22, 2012 at 11:28 am

    • How’d you guess?

      I’m taking over on cowbell.

      July 22, 2012 at 11:58 am

      • Will Ferrell’s spot??? He will be pissed

        July 22, 2012 at 11:59 am

        • Yes. Yes he was.

          July 22, 2012 at 7:23 pm

  3. Edward Hotspur

    Oh lord, you’ve joined a demon cult and you’re scribing a modern Necronomicon. Those assholes as Scholastic will publich anything. Get it? PubLICH? Ha ha! I slay me. And then someone raises me as undead.

    July 22, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    • The Chronicles of Lazarus.

      July 22, 2012 at 7:24 pm

      • Oh lord, you’ve joined an earth mother cult and you’re scribing a modern Farmer’s Almanac. Those assholes at Mother Jones will pubic anything. Get it? Pubic? Ha ha! I shave me. And then someone waxes my ‘poetic’.

        July 22, 2012 at 7:35 pm

        • You found me out. I am the new Editor in Chief of Yankmee Magazine.

          July 22, 2012 at 7:44 pm

          • FDStrogen Weekly

            July 22, 2012 at 7:56 pm

          • I look forward to your hands-on approach.

            July 22, 2012 at 8:18 pm

  4. So, it’s a romantic comedy, then.

    July 22, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    • It’s eerie how close you are to being right.

      July 22, 2012 at 7:24 pm

  5. Hurrrrumppphhhh ahaha but seen as though you said sorry and I haven’t been getting emails for two days, so I didn’t even know you posted :O and I will look forward to this project shall I?

    July 22, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    • You will! I will even give you your own copy!

      July 22, 2012 at 7:24 pm

  6. Highway 401 @ highway 403, to Buffalo is 30 miles from the house. I’d have walked out to wave at you passing. So that’s what that sunny day was. I’ll wait patiently for the denouement. I’m sure it will be worth it.

    July 22, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    • Hmm…I think you’ll like it. Definitely different from GOA.

      July 22, 2012 at 7:25 pm

  7. kat

    It’s a Sons of Anarchy fan fiction project. Nailed it.

    July 23, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    • So close!

      It’s Win-cest.

      July 23, 2012 at 2:43 pm

  8. Tom Elias

    Look to the right of your blog. See that countdown thing on the side? Read it. See how it says September 1st? You do?


    July 24, 2012 at 5:50 pm