The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Super Secret Project Clue #5

Have you figured it out yet? This might help:

15 responses

  1. I have after compiling all the clues, you are writing a set of kids books on the proper way to mess with there parents minds. Right, kinda like a “how-to” book

    August 3, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    • I think you already wrote that one. 🙂

      August 4, 2012 at 9:23 am

  2. You’re joining a cult? Starting a cult? Reforming the cult of personality? Singing on the gong show?

    August 4, 2012 at 12:13 am

    • Are you kidding?


      August 4, 2012 at 9:23 am

  3. I have no clue. Well, I have 5 clues, but I don’t know, other than what I’ve already said.

    August 4, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    • I have no clue either, and I’m writing the damn thing.

      August 4, 2012 at 5:22 pm

      • It seems like it’s not just one thing. More like… I’d say four.

        August 4, 2012 at 8:45 pm

        • That makes you approximately two-thirds correct. 🙂

          August 4, 2012 at 8:55 pm

          • Six stories, to be put into four compilations. Oh, to be young and in love once more.

            August 4, 2012 at 9:37 pm

            • You are so close on everything but the “young” and “in love” parts. Not sure where you got that. The book does have sex in it though, so there is that.

              August 4, 2012 at 10:17 pm

              • It was random! I just threw it in for janitorial hamburgers.

                August 4, 2012 at 10:22 pm

  4. Well, if it has sex in it then it’s all right with me.

    August 5, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    • From what I hear, so is Jesus.

      Crap. That’s another clue.

      August 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm

  5. I just finished HR’s Have Patience Seminar, so TELL ME! TELL ME!

    August 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

    • You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.

      August 6, 2012 at 6:09 am