The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Super Secret Project Clue #8

No, this is not what I was doing when I wrote this book. It is an actual clue.

Now on a personal note: Jeb, buddy, this one’s for you.

5 responses

  1. Oh my god – You’re training rats to give handjobs to squirrels!!!
    Hmm…back to the thinking place…

    August 15, 2012 at 9:27 am

    • Close…it’s porcupines! That takes skillz, brotha!

      August 16, 2012 at 6:55 pm

  2. After rechecking all the clues and non-clues, I have come to the conclusion you, yourself have no idea what your ” super secret project ” is as at all. In fact I think this is all a hoax just to give you some time off and enjoy the sunshine and have a half naked man feed you grapes. I mean really you hired a younger tan pool guy to come around every week. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A POOL !! And what where those other two guys doing with the palm fronds? I mean really woman, they didn’t have any cloths on… And don’t sit there and tell me yes they did, they where in there bathing suits, cause I’m tellin ya, those weren’t suits. I mean really how did that one guy get away with that?? Not to mention it must have been cold out that day. (pee-wee) So in conclusion I state you have no idea what your secret project is.
    OR is all that your project?

    August 15, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    • I’m sorry, what’s this you’re saying about a project? I wasn’t listening. I was…distracted…

      August 16, 2012 at 6:56 pm

  3. Writing from a college dorm….. this speaks to me, it really does. :p Although, as hr’s said, I really have no clue what your project is.
    Unless…… it’s some new hallucinogen you’re working on :O .

    August 16, 2012 at 11:36 pm