The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Gosh A Damn…

Against my better judgement, I had a conversation with my mother about my bright idea to help her start her own blog. That may sound like a good idea, until you discover that this all happened long distance over the phone. Since misery loves company, I had the presence of mind to put her on speaker phone and record it all for you to hear.

Sadly, WordPress does not allow me to upload wave files, so you all will be deprived of nearly ninety minutes of my aural torture. Below is a video that recreates the experience as closely as I’ve been able to find.

23 responses

  1. Please post the link to her blog when it’s live.
    Just so we can read your (presumably) exasperated but supportive comments!

    August 17, 2012 at 12:16 am

    • Haha! You have no idea what you’re in for. My mother is without a doubt the kindest, sweetest, most effervescent person on this planet. So yeah, total polar opposite of me.

      August 17, 2012 at 11:15 am

  2. Out of the mouths of babes, well, one babe, is GRREAT! I can hardly wait to see what springs from the fingers of Mom.

    August 17, 2012 at 3:15 am

    • I wonder what she’ll say too, actually. I am going to start adding links to her blogroll and then have her click on them until she gets her bearings and can figure out where to go on her own. Yours will be at the top of the list, Archon, and not just because you’re an A.

      August 17, 2012 at 11:16 am

  3. Anonymous

    Mine won’t be on the list because of my Carne post.

    August 17, 2012 at 11:27 am

    • I think she’ll get a kick out of it. Of course you’re going up, EH.

      August 17, 2012 at 11:54 am

      • What makes you think that was me? It could have been Kim or Richard…. Carne.

        August 17, 2012 at 5:02 pm

      • Edward Hotspur

        How do you know that was me? Could have been ELP’s Carne Evil 9.

        August 18, 2012 at 1:46 am

  4. Mine won’t be on the list because of my Carne post

    August 17, 2012 at 11:29 am

  5. Me not be on list because Carne post

    August 17, 2012 at 11:30 am

  6. May have to delete som e of these. Phones iz da bomb

    August 17, 2012 at 11:30 am

  7. Dammit, why do I keep not seeing my comments appear? This is kind of annoying. It makes me spam your blog, and people are already saying they’re finding my comments in their spam.

    August 17, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    • Oh my God I need to let your comments go to my spam folder more often. This is hilarious!

      August 28, 2012 at 9:38 am

      • I spammed and I spammed all over the goddamn! Damn damn damn!

        Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! i’m fuckin’ it! McFuckalds!

        August 28, 2012 at 7:45 pm

        • What did you do to SPAM that pissed it off enough to snatch all your comments?!?

          August 29, 2012 at 9:17 pm

          • The only thing I can think of is that Askimet is run by preschool children. Aside from, the Notifications thingy allows me to post comments pretty quickly, but every time I do, it gets spammed. If I go to the blog, I can usually get one in. Also, you said snatch. And pissed.

            August 29, 2012 at 9:39 pm

  8. Ohh Hell, not the momma! ahaha. Everyone was being so positive about it, I though I would through in a little panic 😉 I am wait for her version of Shit my kid does but Shit my kid did ahaha.

    August 20, 2012 at 4:40 am

    • I like that idea!

      August 28, 2012 at 9:39 am

      • I am sure there are lots of things on that list ahaha. Oh dear Hellis, what have you got yourself into?!

        August 28, 2012 at 9:43 am

        • I ask myself that very question every morning.

          August 28, 2012 at 9:48 am

          • Don’t ask yourself in a morning! You will get terrible night before flashbacks ahaha.

            August 28, 2012 at 9:54 am

            • You are speaking from experience, I take it?

              August 28, 2012 at 10:03 am

              • The over day actually ahaha. I was like, WHY WAS I DOING THAT!! I

                August 28, 2012 at 10:14 am