The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Screw You Gmail

You know you are suffering from writer’s block when you opt to spend twenty minutes sending and resending the same email to yourself over and over just to see how fucked up you can get the email ads to appear on your screen. I forced myself to stop at ten replies. So if my Super Secret Project sucks, you all know that I have Gmail to blame. Too damn distracting.

14 responses

  1. Oh I get it this is a “what comes first” game. We need to put them in the correct order?

    August 21, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    • You do that. 🙂

      August 21, 2012 at 8:54 pm

  2. Order, Shmorder, I’m just LMFAO!!!

    August 21, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    • I have yet to figure out if I am funny, or if I need help.

      August 22, 2012 at 9:57 am

      • The real question, my friend, is whether we should be proud, or ashamed, of our membership in this, the world’s largest club?!?! 😉

        August 22, 2012 at 10:05 am

        • Hmm…I sense another blog post brewing…

          August 22, 2012 at 6:54 pm

      • You are funny. CASE CLOSED!

        August 25, 2012 at 7:57 am

        • Thanks! The jury is still out on my sanity, though.

          August 25, 2012 at 8:06 am

  3. I wonder what else you could have been doing on Gmail.

    August 22, 2012 at 4:51 am

    • As a rule I do not let myself open and read emails from others while I write. Most days I don’t even let myself on the internet. I’d get so distracted I would never get any writing done.

      August 22, 2012 at 9:58 am

  4. And after that, gmail ads thought you had email problems???
    Why are there no shrinks on that list?

    August 22, 2012 at 9:25 am

    • That’s exactly what I thought!

      August 22, 2012 at 9:58 am

  5. I like to do the same thing, only instead of email I just shout these things out at bus stops.

    August 22, 2012 at 11:01 am

    • And that is precisely why you are a Rockstar, Byronic.

      August 22, 2012 at 6:54 pm