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Checking In

Hellis here with some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I recently received a promotion that is quite a big deal in my world. The bad news is that it leaves me less time to spend in blogworld. Once my schedule settles down I’ll be more available to post, but until then I’ll be checking in as often as I can.

So in the spirit of Halloween I’ll leave you with the most horrific thing I’ve seen all day.

26 responses

  1. Hey, congrats. Years ago I learned to accept the fact that people don’t seem to understand that their main purpose on Earth is to entertain me, and that they actually have lives and all that junk. 😉

    October 24, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    • I’d much rather entertain you all day than go to work. I’m writing a figure down…

      October 24, 2012 at 6:41 pm

  2. I mean, I GUESS I am happy for you but I’m selfish too.
    However, I will give you a big SA-WEET for your promotion!

    October 24, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    • Thanks! It’s less hours and more pay, so I said yes. 😉

      October 26, 2012 at 6:44 pm

  3. Congrats on the new job! Hope we’ll see you back here when you can make the time.

    October 25, 2012 at 12:11 am

    • I’ll definitely try. The weekends will be my best bet.

      October 26, 2012 at 6:45 pm

  4. Thank you, not only for the special treat, but the extra special treat. I look forward. In other news, I warn you, I’ll miss the hell out of you again. Congrats! but Boo Hoo.

    October 25, 2012 at 3:01 am

    • I miss you guys already. The worst part is that I can read all your blogs at my desk at work, but the c*ck-blocking fun filter won’t let me comment on any of them or post on my own blog.


      October 26, 2012 at 6:48 pm

  5. I think you should quit ahaha! 😉

    October 25, 2012 at 6:15 am

    • I’m saving up for my trip to England!

      October 26, 2012 at 6:45 pm

      • Who lives in England?! Ohh wait… That would be me! ahaha.

        October 27, 2012 at 5:55 am

  6. Congratulations on the promotion!

    October 25, 2012 at 9:20 am

    • Thanks! I’m hoping to make some more cash and then take a trip down to Palm Bay to visit some friends. We’ll have to meet up if I do.

      October 26, 2012 at 6:49 pm

  7. kat

    Congratulations on the promotion!

    And Journey rocks! \m/ \m/

    October 25, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    • Yes they do! But this is without a doubt the most gloriously lame video to ever grace the “tube” short of Billy Squier’s ROCK ME TONIGHT.

      October 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm

      • kat

        Well, yes. Point conceded.

        October 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm

  8. Tom Elias, Writer

    I know how hard you fought for this one, H.E. I’m proud of you.

    October 25, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    • Thanks for all the good words, Elias. 😉

      October 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm

  9. I fucking miss you.

    October 25, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    • With every rock so far.

      Just kidding. I miss you too, EH. 😦

      October 26, 2012 at 6:52 pm

      • I’ll hit you with THIS rock!

        October 26, 2012 at 7:46 pm

        • This is every bit as awesome as expected. 🙂

          October 26, 2012 at 7:51 pm

          • It’s all in English too, as you can difficultly tell.

            Sony or PSC went through and yanked all the clips from Division, besides covers and junk. But Division is out, so look for it. It’s way better than Toxic. First of all, no songs were released from it until about a month before, unlike Toxic that had singles from over a year before on it.

            October 26, 2012 at 8:02 pm

            • I wondered about that because when you said the new one was coming out I scoured YouTube for a hint of anything and found nothing. I’m so glad to see this now.

              October 26, 2012 at 8:09 pm

              • That vid I just put up is actually a b-side to a single. Shiver, I think.

                October 26, 2012 at 8:15 pm

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